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Newsgasm: Cause You Can’t See Tits on the Radio Edition

Since the world clearly is wanting for exposure to Britney Spears’s breasts, midriff, and vagina, a New York sculptor has [...]


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Newsgasm: Blame It on Xenu Edition

As expected, South Park killed off Chef. Something weird is up though: past interviews show that Isaac Hayes had actually [...]


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Newsgasm: Blame It on Xenu Edition

As expected, South Park killed off Chef. Something weird is up though: past interviews show that Isaac Hayes had actually [...]


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Newsgasm: Melania’s Productive Vajayjay Edition

Yep, Donald Trump has spawned yet again: Melania Knauss gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Trump issued a [...]


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Newsgasm: Melania’s Productive Vajayjay Edition

Yep, Donald Trump has spawned yet again: Melania Knauss gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Trump issued a [...]


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Here’s An Awful Idea

Our worst nightmares have come true. The Pussycat Dolls are looking to break into TV with their very own [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Here’s An Awful Idea

Our worst nightmares have come true. The Pussycat Dolls are looking to break into TV with their very own [...]


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Curious Minds Want To Know

This week, that ever lovable government organization, the FCC, doled out massive fines to our faithful television networks for airing [...]


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Curious Minds Want To Know

This week, that ever lovable government organization, the FCC, doled out massive fines to our faithful television networks for airing [...]


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Newsgasm: Unnecessary Remakes Edition

The producers of the forthcoming movie remake of Dallas are apparently looking to cast John Travolta as J.R. and Jennifer [...]


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Newsgasm: Unnecessary Remakes Edition

The producers of the forthcoming movie remake of Dallas are apparently looking to cast John Travolta as J.R. and Jennifer [...]


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Newsgasm: Are You Kidding Me Edition

Isaac Hayes has quit South Park, as he is suddenly shocked, shocked that the show displays “intolerance and bigotry” and [...]


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Newsgasm: Are You Kidding Me Edition

Isaac Hayes has quit South Park, as he is suddenly shocked, shocked that the show displays “intolerance and bigotry” and [...]


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Newsgasm: Take That COURIC Edition

According to reports, Diane Sawyer is in as anchor of ABC World News Tonight, bringing the squinty, smiling condescension that [...]


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Newsgasm: Take That COURIC Edition

According to reports, Diane Sawyer is in as anchor of ABC World News Tonight, bringing the squinty, smiling condescension that [...]


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Newsgasm: All in the Family Edition

During an interview on The View, Donald Trump said that he would probably date his own daughter, Ivanka, were she [...]


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Newsgasm: All in the Family Edition

During an interview on The View, Donald Trump said that he would probably date his own daughter, Ivanka, were she [...]


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Newsgasm: Rare “It’s the Weekend and I’m Trashed” Edition

As noted in our recap, Paula Abdul was JACKED OUT OF HER MIND during the live broadcast of American Idol [...]


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Newsgasm: Rare “It’s the Weekend and I’m Trashed” Edition

As noted in our recap, Paula Abdul was JACKED OUT OF HER MIND during the live broadcast of American Idol [...]


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Newsgasm: Confederacy of Dunces Edition

A group of women are suing Clay Aiken and his record labels for false advertising, alleging that marketing campaigns characterized [...]


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Newsgasm: Confederacy of Dunces Edition

A group of women are suing Clay Aiken and his record labels for false advertising, alleging that marketing campaigns characterized [...]


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Newsgasm: Let’s All Get Arrested or Cancer Edition

George Michael was found slumped in his car near Hyde Park, London, this weekend and has apparently been arrested on [...]


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Newsgasm: Let’s All Get Arrested or Cancer Edition

George Michael was found slumped in his car near Hyde Park, London, this weekend and has apparently been arrested on [...]


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Newsgasm: Do Not Provoke The Donald Edition

The war of words between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has escalated to Muhammad-cartoon levels. I’ll just let Trump’s letter [...]


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Newsgasm: Do Not Provoke The Donald Edition

The war of words between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has escalated to Muhammad-cartoon levels. I’ll just let Trump’s letter [...]


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Newsgasm: Bond Part Deux Edition

Yesterday James Bond got a bad guy, and now there’s a leading lady—willowy French thing Eva Green, most notable for [...]


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Newsgasm: Bond Part Deux Edition

Yesterday James Bond got a bad guy, and now there’s a leading lady—willowy French thing Eva Green, most notable for [...]


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Newsgasm: Hej Mr. Bønd Edition

The James Bond producers have finally cast a villain, which is helpful considering the fact that shooting on Casino Royale [...]


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Newsgasm: Hej Mr. Bønd Edition

The James Bond producers have finally cast a villain, which is helpful considering the fact that shooting on Casino Royale [...]


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Newsgasm: No News Is Good News Edition

This is totally unrelated, but in the absence of any notable entertainment news I just wanted to point out that [...]


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Newsgasm: No News Is Good News Edition

This is totally unrelated, but in the absence of any notable entertainment news I just wanted to point out that [...]


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Newsgasm: Tasteful, Rubenesque Nudity Edition

The nudie pansexual lovefest on the cover of this week’s Vanity Fair has apparently caused quite a splash, as the [...]


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Newsgasm: Tasteful, Rubenesque Nudity Edition

The nudie pansexual lovefest on the cover of this week’s Vanity Fair has apparently caused quite a splash, as the [...]


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Newsgasm: Icecreamlover Edition

Yeah, Mariah Carey is up for eight Grammy awards tonight, which would be a record. But what she’s REALLY up [...]


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Newsgasm: Icecreamlover Edition

Yeah, Mariah Carey is up for eight Grammy awards tonight, which would be a record. But what she’s REALLY up [...]


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Newsgasm: Egg on Face Edition

As a commenter pointed out below, the whole “Ryan Seacrest interview” on the Trenton radio station has turned out to [...]


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Newsgasm: Egg on Face Edition

As a commenter pointed out below, the whole “Ryan Seacrest interview” on the Trenton radio station has turned out to [...]


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Newsgasm: Say It Ain’t So Edition

Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s [...]


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Newsgasm: Say It Ain’t So Edition

Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s [...]


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Newsgasm: Oscar Noms Edition

Oscar nominations were announced this morning, courtesy of a heroically bleary-eyed Mira Sorvino. The highlights: Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams, Junebug; [...]