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Newsgasm: See You in Divorce Court Edition

There may be a large legal battle brewing over Jessica Simpson’s assets (and I mean the monetary kind, not her [...]


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Newsgasm: Like OMG! My First Job Edition!

Laguna Beach starlet Kristin Cavallari will be co-anchoring a new reality series on UPN titled Get This Party Started. [...]


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Newsgasm: Like OMG! My First Job Edition!

Laguna Beach starlet Kristin Cavallari will be co-anchoring a new reality series on UPN titled Get This Party Started. [...]


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Newsgasm: No News Happens When Everyone’s in a Food Coma Edition

OMG, the gays really are destroying marriage. As everyone except perhaps Marlee Matlin has heard by now, Nick and Jessica [...]


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Newsgasm: No News Happens When Everyone’s in a Food Coma Edition

OMG, the gays really are destroying marriage. As everyone except perhaps Marlee Matlin has heard by now, Nick and Jessica [...]


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Newsgasm: Oprah-tastic Edition

David Letterman and Oprah are apparently overcoming their decade-long awkwardness, as Her Medianess has agreed to appear on the Late [...]


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Newsgasm: Oprah-tastic Edition

David Letterman and Oprah are apparently overcoming their decade-long awkwardness, as Her Medianess has agreed to appear on the Late [...]


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Newsgasm: All Lost All the Time Edition

The producers of Lost have announced that they’re launching a spinoff series of 20 mini-episodes that will be distributed exclusively [...]


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Newsgasm: All Lost All the Time Edition

The producers of Lost have announced that they’re launching a spinoff series of 20 mini-episodes that will be distributed exclusively [...]


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Newsgasm: Back That Ass Up Edition

Jennifer Lopez, or whatever she’s called these days, is reportedly entering the reality TV arena with an as-yet-untitled series on [...]


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Newsgasm: Back That Ass Up Edition

Jennifer Lopez, or whatever she’s called these days, is reportedly entering the reality TV arena with an as-yet-untitled series on [...]


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Newsgasm: Martha, We Hardly Knew Ye Edition

In a stunning development that will rock the entertainment world, NBC has opted not to renew The Apprentice: Martha Stewart [...]


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Newsgasm: Martha, We Hardly Knew Ye Edition

In a stunning development that will rock the entertainment world, NBC has opted not to renew The Apprentice: Martha Stewart [...]


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Newsgasm: Uhhhh… Um, Well Yeah, Uhhh… Edition

Apparently hell hath no fury like an aimless, mumbling blowhard, as Markus of this season’s The Apprentice has been going [...]


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Newsgasm: Uhhhh… Um, Well Yeah, Uhhh… Edition

Apparently hell hath no fury like an aimless, mumbling blowhard, as Markus of this season’s The Apprentice has been going [...]


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Newsgasm: Pot/Kettle/Black Edition

Sharon Osbourne is on a highly entertaining anti-Madonna tear. Last month it was, “She is so full of shit. She’s [...]


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Newsgasm: Pot/Kettle/Black Edition

Sharon Osbourne is on a highly entertaining anti-Madonna tear. Last month it was, “She is so full of shit. She’s [...]


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Newsgasm: No News, So Here’s Some Tabloid Trash Edition

Disaster Ashlee Simpson, whose name is an anagram for “shalom penises,” just went on a late-night drunken rampage at a [...]


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Newsgasm: No News, So Here’s Some Tabloid Trash Edition

Disaster Ashlee Simpson, whose name is an anagram for “shalom penises,” just went on a late-night drunken rampage at a [...]


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Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition

Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess’s [...]


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Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition

Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess’s [...]


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Newsgasm: Long-Awaited Gérard Depardieu Update Edition

Actor Gérard Depardieu, still stung that Nicole Kidman’s The Hours performance broke his stranglehold on the big-nose market, announced that [...]


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Newsgasm: Long-Awaited Gérard Depardieu Update Edition

Actor Gérard Depardieu, still stung that Nicole Kidman’s The Hours performance broke his stranglehold on the big-nose market, announced that [...]


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Newsgasm: “Beam Me Up Mary” Edition

In lo this season of celebrity unclosetings, the newest person to come out like a trout is George Takei, better [...]


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Newsgasm: “Beam Me Up Mary” Edition

In lo this season of celebrity unclosetings, the newest person to come out like a trout is George Takei, better [...]


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Newsgasm: My Muppets Runneth Over Edition

This week, ABC ordered five episodes of a pilot called America’s Next Muppet, in which viewers will choose among Muppet [...]


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Newsgasm: My Muppets Runneth Over Edition

This week, ABC ordered five episodes of a pilot called America’s Next Muppet, in which viewers will choose among Muppet [...]


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Newsgasm: Bitch Ain’t My Baby Edition

Countering all the celebrity mother news of late, Janet Jackson denies reports that she has a secret 18-year-old love child. [...]


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Newsgasm: Bitch Ain’t My Baby Edition

Countering all the celebrity mother news of late, Janet Jackson denies reports that she has a secret 18-year-old love child. [...]


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Newsgasm: Fun With Al Roker Edition

If you happened to be watching the Today show this morning, you were treated to some truly spectacular footage of [...]


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Newsgasm: Fun With Al Roker Edition

If you happened to be watching the Today show this morning, you were treated to some truly spectacular footage of [...]


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Newsgasm: Unholy Celebrity Spawn Edition

The Katie Holmes PR offensive/abomination continues. Appearing on Access Hollywood, she gushed, “It’s a dream come true . . . [...]


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Newsgasm: Unholy Celebrity Spawn Edition

The Katie Holmes PR offensive/abomination continues. Appearing on Access Hollywood, she gushed, “It’s a dream come true . . . [...]


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Newsgasm: Oh No He Di-int Edition

Donald Trump is blaming Martha Stewart for the decline in ratings on The Apprentice this season, claiming that having two [...]


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Newsgasm: Oh No He Di-int Edition

Donald Trump is blaming Martha Stewart for the decline in ratings on The Apprentice this season, claiming that having two [...]


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Newsgasm: These Breasts Are Made for Gawkin’ Edition

Tyra Banks has signed on for one final Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, to air in December on CBS. The show [...]


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Newsgasm: These Breasts Are Made for Gawkin’ Edition

Tyra Banks has signed on for one final Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, to air in December on CBS. The show [...]


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Newsgasm: Dromedaries in the Closet Edition

A leaked memo from the James Bond producers reveals that Hugh Jackman was passed over for the role because he [...]


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Newsgasm: Dromedaries in the Closet Edition

A leaked memo from the James Bond producers reveals that Hugh Jackman was passed over for the role because he [...]


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Newsgasm: Forget Paris Edition

Finally catching up to the fact that America tired of Paris Hilton months—nay, years—ago, Fox has cancelled The Simple Life. [...]