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Newsgasm: Forget Paris Edition

Finally catching up to the fact that America tired of Paris Hilton months—nay, years—ago, Fox has cancelled The Simple Life. [...]


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Newsgasm: Brief Marriage-Breakup-Cocaine Edition

Somebody get me some ipecac and a trash can, because the Demi-Ashton wedding pictures are out. The cutest ones are [...]


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Newsgasm: Brief Marriage-Breakup-Cocaine Edition

Somebody get me some ipecac and a trash can, because the Demi-Ashton wedding pictures are out. The cutest ones are [...]


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Newsgasm: James Blond Edition

Although nothing has been confirmed (so I may have to eat these words later), the new James Bond is allegedly [...]


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Newsgasm: James Blond Edition

Although nothing has been confirmed (so I may have to eat these words later), the new James Bond is allegedly [...]


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Newsgasm: Give Me Time to Realize My Crime Edition

Erstwhile singer Boy George, now going by the name “Obese Pederast George,” called police to his Manhattan apartment Friday to [...]


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Newsgasm: Give Me Time to Realize My Crime Edition

Erstwhile singer Boy George, now going by the name “Obese Pederast George,” called police to his Manhattan apartment Friday to [...]


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Newsgasm: Squinty Smiley Alan Alda Edition

After the sssssssstunning success of the live Will & Grace premiere, NBC plants itself firmly in the Alan Alda Overexposure [...]


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Newsgasm: Squinty Smiley Alan Alda Edition

After the sssssssstunning success of the live Will & Grace premiere, NBC plants itself firmly in the Alan Alda Overexposure [...]


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Newsgasm: From Newlyweds to Newlyvorced?

Start the scandal machine. Nick and Jessica are splitsville, according to Us Weekly. This is probably just Joe [...]


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Newsgasm: From Newlyweds to Newlyvorced?

Start the scandal machine. Nick and Jessica are splitsville, according to Us Weekly. This is probably just Joe [...]


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Newsgasm: Conan Edition

Sitcom star and former Late Night regular Nipsy Russell dies at 80. I once rode in an elevator with [...]


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Newsgasm: Conan Edition

Sitcom star and former Late Night regular Nipsy Russell dies at 80. I once rode in an elevator with [...]


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Newsgasm: Random Friday Junk Edition

Two agencies are suing Paramount over Frasier royalties. No word yet, but insiders expect this dispute to resolve itself [...]


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Newsgasm: Random Friday Junk Edition

Two agencies are suing Paramount over Frasier royalties. No word yet, but insiders expect this dispute to resolve itself [...]


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Newsgasm: The Good, The Bad and the Star Jones

The good: Prison Break is picked up for a full season. That’s right, twenty-two full episodes of butt-rape [...]


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Newsgasm: The Good, The Bad and the Star Jones

The good: Prison Break is picked up for a full season. That’s right, twenty-two full episodes of butt-rape [...]


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Newsgasm: Laura Bush to Grow Soul Patch, Abs

Laura Bush to appear on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Wow, you know somebody’s gotta be really hurting to [...]


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Newsgasm: Laura Bush to Grow Soul Patch, Abs

Laura Bush to appear on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Wow, you know somebody’s gotta be really hurting to [...]


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Newsgasm: Somebody Call Madonna. It’s a Kabbalah Wedding!

Ashton and Demi reportedly tie the knot. And yes, that was a reference to marriage, not a Kabbalah string. [...]


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Newsgasm: Somebody Call Madonna. It’s a Kabbalah Wedding!

Ashton and Demi reportedly tie the knot. And yes, that was a reference to marriage, not a Kabbalah string. [...]


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Newsgasm: Good News For O’Hurley; Better News for Sitcoms

It’s official. John O’Hurley won the dance-off. Best two out of three? [E! Online] Great news for sitcoms. [...]


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Newsgasm: Good News For O’Hurley; Better News for Sitcoms

It’s official. John O’Hurley won the dance-off. Best two out of three? [E! Online] Great news for sitcoms. [...]


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Newsgasm: Martha, You Just Don’t Fit In

USA Today hates on Martha but loves Lost [USA Today via Yahoo] Speaking of which, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart disappoints [...]


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Newsgasm: Martha, You Just Don’t Fit In

USA Today hates on Martha but loves Lost [USA Today via Yahoo] Speaking of which, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart disappoints [...]


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Newsgasm: Big Brother Is Watching, But We’re Not

Did you hear about this? The new Tivo software lets networks erase their programming off your DVR. Listen, [...]


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Newsgasm: Big Brother Is Watching, But We’re Not

Did you hear about this? The new Tivo software lets networks erase their programming off your DVR. Listen, [...]


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Newsgasm: All’s Well That Ends Well

Oprah and Hermes bury the hatchet. See, there’s hope for mankind after all! [AP] John Stamos lands a guest [...]


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Newsgasm: All’s Well That Ends Well

Oprah and Hermes bury the hatchet. See, there’s hope for mankind after all! [AP] John Stamos lands a guest [...]


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Newsgasm: Emmy Recovery Edition

The Emmys were last night. In case you missed it, Lost and Everybody Loves Raymond picked up the awards [...]


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Newsgasm: Emmy Recovery Edition

The Emmys were last night. In case you missed it, Lost and Everybody Loves Raymond picked up the awards [...]


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Newsgasm: Mild Emmy Hype Edition

USA Today makes their picks for who should win the Emmys. Clearly not as entertaining as the Golden Gasms. [...]


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Newsgasm: Mild Emmy Hype Edition

USA Today makes their picks for who should win the Emmys. Clearly not as entertaining as the Golden Gasms. [...]


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Newsgasm: Days of Our Donald

Donald Trump to appear on Days of Our Lives. It makes perfect sense. After all, Days of Our [...]


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Newsgasm: Days of Our Donald

Donald Trump to appear on Days of Our Lives. It makes perfect sense. After all, Days of Our [...]


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Newsgasm: The House Always Wins

We must protect this House! Why? Because the House is on FIRE! ‘Uge ratings for its second [...]


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Newsgasm: The House Always Wins

We must protect this House! Why? Because the House is on FIRE! ‘Uge ratings for its second [...]


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Newsgasm: If You’re Happy, I’m Happy, Dave.

Dave Chappelle is happy to be working clubs these days. Not as happy as Comedy Central, though. After [...]


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Newsgasm: If You’re Happy, I’m Happy, Dave.

Dave Chappelle is happy to be working clubs these days. Not as happy as Comedy Central, though. After [...]


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Newsgasm: When the Lights Go Out in the City

Blackout in Los Angeles derails TVgasm for a few hours. And probably some television shows too. [AP] In an [...]