Danny admits he’ll miss them, all except Mike. Mike won’t miss Danny sweating him, which he notes as Danny is yelling at him to quit hitting on some skank and get back to work.

Time to go to Karma! Paula’s there in a dress that makes Jenni think she’s trying way too hard to be noticed by Mike. It does look like something from the Jenna Jameson 2009 Collection.

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

While they’re hanging together in the pre-shirt time, Mike puts on his Captain Dick cape, gets in the Dickmobile, and floors it.

Honestly though, between GTL with MVP, and day drinking with Sammi, Deena and Ron, I choose….. Hmmmm…. I choose… The Party Bus of Death.

Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.

in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….

Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more…

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

One Meatball stands alone.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

That’s a wrap!

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.

Only three episodes left!

Better late than never!

Love at the Jersey Shore

Everyone wins Worst in Show

SSDD

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

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They’re on a mission from God.

This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny [...]

In which Pauly has a happy birthday, and Mike does not.

He’s leaving, in a midnight cab to Staten Island

I’m addicted to money, fame and blow so I’ll be going back to Jersey!

Meatballs on the loose.

Gym, tan, stop trying new phrases.

Love quadrangle.

Dump that zero.

Hairy lesbians. With gravy.

I can has hickey.

Everybody hurts.

Ronnie flips.

Twins are here!

The Vatican is in Florence. Right?

They’re baaaack! And bronzed.

Another summer in the can.

Vinny gets magic earrings.