Danny admits he’ll miss them, all except Mike. Mike won’t miss Danny sweating him, which he notes as Danny is yelling at him to quit hitting on some skank and get back to work.
Time to go to Karma! Paula’s there in a dress that makes Jenni think she’s trying way too hard to be noticed by Mike. It does look like something from the Jenna Jameson 2009 Collection.
Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.
While they’re hanging together in the pre-shirt time, Mike puts on his Captain Dick cape, gets in the Dickmobile, and floors it.
Honestly though, between GTL with MVP, and day drinking with Sammi, Deena and Ron, I choose….. Hmmmm…. I choose… The Party Bus of Death.
in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.
For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….
Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.
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I’m addicted to money, fame and blow so I’ll be going back to Jersey!