Kitchen Nightmares
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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Drowning in Tears

Weeping like the Seattle skies.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: No Surprise Here

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Now He’s Done It

Gordon’s yelling face gets a workout!


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: But Are The Bottles Clean?

In which we are schooled on complex world of restaurant management.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Family Togetherness

ood food, better décor, and family harmony. Is there anything Gordon can’t do?


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Blegh

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Olde Crazy

Greetings to you, oh faithful Gasmii! I’m back from my hiatus and so is our man Gordon Ramsay. He’s in [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Zocalo

The long-awaited season finale!


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Chiarella’s

Strange emotions surface within!


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Cafe Hon

Is there a quick fix for crazy?


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Charlie’s

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Spin A Yarn

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Park’s Edge

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Naptime!

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: El Greco

A mother and son tear each others’ throats out…in Greek!


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Michon’s

Gordon whips an Atlanta BBQ joint into shape.


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Kitchen Nightmares: Two Ridiculous Hours, Part Two

Time for part 2 of this week’s Kitchen Nightmares, or really the second of two entirely separate episodes. I love [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Two Ridiculous Hours, Part One

This week on Kitchen Nightmares, G-Ram stacks two completely independent episodes in a two hour block for no apparent reason. [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Oedipus Complex

This week on a “very special” Kitchen Nightmares, G-Ram finds himself playing the multiple roles of tv personality, chef, and [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Stuck in the 80′s

Hello, Gasmii, and welcome to the first real episode of season two of Kitchen Nightmares! In this episode, we are [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: The Reunion Tour

***Letter from the Editor: Please give a warm welcome to your newest recapper and one of your faves from Auditiongasm, [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Freedom Fries, Please. Hold the Spit.

It’s the season finale of Kitchen Nightmares! I have only written up a few episodes, but it’s been a ball. [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Diamonds On My Fish, Yo

That makes two of us. Pomona is an up and coming city in East LA. By “up and coming” I mean [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Next Time, RETIRE!

This week, Kitchen Nightmares did the unthinkable. It made me feel something. Bastards! Ah, the Hamptons. Booming announcer guy tells us [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Frozen Uniqueness *Updated

This week on Kitchen Nightmares, we meet a man so unbalanced that even Gordon Ramsay is speechless. Now that’s something. . Burbank: [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Indian-ness

This week’s Kitchen Nightmares was a repeat, but I missed it the first time around and it has since spawned [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares: Inner Change Tastes Like Beef

I have never, ever, ever met someone I believed in as little as you. I didn’t want to watch this show [...]