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Top Chef

Top Chef Reunion: ‘Cuz This Is Filler, Filler Night

Hello everybody, and welcome back. Did you all have a lovely Christmas or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Drunken Depressive [...]


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Top Chef Finale: Million Dollar Bear

Hi ‘Gasmii. *sigh* Where does the time go? It can’t possibly be a full six months that [...]


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Top Chef: Let’s Crush Someone’s Dreams!

What’s up, people? Are you all in the midst of your holiday craze yet? Last night I was [...]


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Top Chef: Welcome to Bo-Cooze Duh Whore

Hey ‘Gasmii, I’m finally back. I can’t apologize enough for the delays on this recap. As you may [...]


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Top Chef: Fat Kid Goes To The Circus

Hi guys’n'gals’n'tranzys, and welcome back to our regularly scheduled season of clowns. I never thought I would miss these [...]


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Top Chef Reunion Dinner: Just Like High School, Only With Worse Hairstyling

Welcome everyone! Do you like reunions? I don’t mean the heart-wrenching, soul-twisting, tear-jerking kind that you find in [...]


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Top Chef: Vegeterrorism

Hello and greetings and Happy Post-Halloween! I hope all of you had a great time, wore some fun costumes, [...]


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Top Chef: Our Mission Is To Be Revolting

Welcome back to Las Vegas ye faithful culinarians! I think Scar once said there were something like 70 million [...]


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Top Chef: It All Comes Back To Food & Whine

Hello again foodie fans! I just got back from the wonderfully cold, windy and rainy city of Indianapolis where [...]


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Top Chef: Too Much Voltage Causes Blackouts

Buenos Tardyforthepartys, ‘Gasmii! Praise Jesus there was no new episode last week, I was in waaaay too much horrible [...]


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Top Chef: Danger – Deconstruction Zone Ahead

Hey hey hey, what’s up people? I may have spoken about my brush with the culinary world before. [...]


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Top Chef: Yippee Ki Yi Yay, Git Along Little Cheffies

Welcome back boys and girls (and anyone undecided)! This may come as a complete shock to some of you, [...]


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Top Chef: The French Scare Everybody

Hi again foodie fans! While I was in Las Vegas last week a good friend of mine convinced me [...]


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Top Chef: Taters & Thunderbirds

Hey there everybody! I’m only one day back from Vegas and I miss it already! I can’t tell [...]


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Top Chef: Battle Of The Sexists

I’ve officially started my countdown. Four days from today I will be in gorgeous Las Vegas, Nevada, most likely [...]


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Top Chef: Viva Las Vices!

Buenos Nachos, my fellow gastric gamblers! That there is a little Spanish that means “Good Doritos”. I just [...]


Las Vegas

Tom Selleck may be moving to ‘Las Vegas’

When NBC announced that James Caan was leaving Las Vegas to return to movies, word was the network was [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Nikki Cox is fugly– and flucky

We’d figured Nikki Cox could float– but wouldn’t you know it, she bounces, too. We’re still reeling from [...]


Las Vegas

Las Vegas to return without Big Ed and Mary!

NBC has re-upped the sexy dramedy Las Vegas for a fifth season–but two of its biggest stars won’t be [...]


Las Vegas

A ‘Las Vegas’ wedding for Nikki Cox

From The “Hey, At Least It’s Not Another Death Announcement” Department: Las Vegas may be TV’s funniest, swingingest, sexiest [...]