Make Me a Supermodel
Make Me a Supermodel

Make Me A Supermodel: Fire and Dick

Amanda would call this baby gay On the nail-biting finale (and pre-finale) episode of Make Me A Supermodel, shit hits [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Suck in the Gut, Stick out the Butt!

This week, A Tarp guest judges. Not surprisingly, said tarp has more personality than Tyson and all the models combined. [...]


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Make Me A Supermodel: Undaunted Bitterness

…it’s like Stephen Ambrose nonfiction, only bustier. Exploring exotic western openings since America’s birth Ughhh, you guys, I am in SUCH [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Butts, Bubbles and Butterflies

This week: Salome works on a gut to match her ass Make Me A Supermodel is all about bare-assedness this [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Barnyard Animals and Bacon….I Love Thee

Gone Country! This week on Make Me a Supermodel, it’s country time lemonade meets angsty modeling mayhem! The kids [...]


Reality TV

Do I see Boobs? This week on MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, the models do a Mod sixties shoot with partners [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Schitz and Giggles.

Make me a supertease This week on Bravo’s MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, the models do a weird, netty underwater shoot. [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: P.S., I Don’t Like Other Human Beings

Daddy Like. This week on Make me a Supermodel, it’s all about passion. Threesome photo shoots make me [...]


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Make Me A Supermodel: Buttcheeks and Superfreaks

Mouhaha: Bringing the pretty. This week on Make me a Supermodel, Tyson is gone because he got [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: The Codpiece Monologues.

Hotness McHotterstein. This week, it’s all about sports, but not looking retarded while doing them. Yep, it’s gonna [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Plexi-glass, Pasties and Peppermint, Bitch!

Happy Undergarments Hey YO! Welcome to the world renowned, celebrity-studded recap of Bravo Tv’s MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL! WOHOOO! [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Every Great Bromance Must Come to an End

Ok, Gasmii, given that there isn’t a ton of new footage in the reunion and I figured the finale would [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: The Mangina Monologues

Tonight is our second to last episode! We’ve come so far this season, from thinking one of the contestants [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Oh My Goth!

Tonight someone totally undeserving gets a free pass into the final four, Shannon gets her first negative feedback EVER, Perry [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Bland Ambassadors

Tonight we get a much-publicized semi-confession of infidelity, interactions with Ladies Who Lunch, an egregious display of ignorance as to [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: There’s No Penis Like Snow Penis

Gaybashing! Stomach flu! Dicks made out of snow! This episode of Make Me a Supermodel has it [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Snakes on a Frame

Get it? Like a frame of film? In a camera? That they shoot models with? Yeah, [...]


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Make Me A Supermodel: Might as Well Jump

Tonight some of the best become some of the worst, Perry’s heart gets stomped on, Shannon’s hair gets pulled, and [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Fashion Weak

Tonight we eschew a photoshoot to try to put the last nail in Katy’s coffin. But all signs point [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Bawdy Art

And the nudity theme continues, and even intensifies! Tonight the models take it all off for the sake of [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Donkey Den

Holy crap! Tonight we get our most action-packed episode yet! We lose the house douchebag but discover the [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: Hangin’ With Mr. Beckford

Tonight we get a whirlwind episode of makeovers, confessed crushes, and Niki wears yet another pair of neon-colored tights. [...]


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To make it on Make Me a Supermodel, you gotta have balls. Here we go! Niki’s monotone monologue lets us [...]


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Make Me a Supermodel: America’s Next Top Model But With Boys Too!

Tonight we finally kick off season one of a show that has been long-anticipated by no one! Co-hosted [...]