Millionaire Matchmaker
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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Finale, Some Magic!

By SexyPanda | Friday, April 12, 2013 | 1:53 am | 6 Comments

Magician and party guys

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Firecrotch Edition

By SexyPanda | Saturday, March 30, 2013 | 7:02 pm | 8 Comments

Firecrotch bitches for all!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: It’s 3AM and I’m Still Skating

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, March 27, 2013 | 8:23 pm | 7 Comments

Adam from Matchbox 20 and Allison Baver. Exciting.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Naivete and Chef K

By SexyPanda | Thursday, March 21, 2013 | 8:53 pm | 18 Comments

Chef K can’t cook up romance

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Punting Former Bravo Peeps

By SexyPanda | Saturday, March 16, 2013 | 9:05 am | 9 Comments

Hola, ‘Gasmii! Did you get your ombre extensions installed in time for this week’s Millionaire Matchmaker? I lost all my [...]

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Come and Yigit it!

By SexyPanda | Thursday, March 7, 2013 | 8:03 pm | 23 Comments

Open your heart to me!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Robin the “Rapper”

By SexyPanda | Thursday, February 28, 2013 | 5:09 pm | 5 Comments

Gums and ‘tudes!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Touchin’ and Wrasslin’

By SexyPanda | Friday, February 22, 2013 | 9:00 am | 12 Comments

Don’t touch me, Skittles boy.

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Millionaire Matchmaker/Watch What Happens Special Recap

By SexyPanda | Friday, February 15, 2013 | 5:55 pm | 3 Comments

It’s a special special.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Alpha Beta Shonda

By SexyPanda | Thursday, February 7, 2013 | 7:38 pm | 5 Comments

Battle of the Betas

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: 2000 Facebook Friends and Irv

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 | 8:51 pm | 12 Comments

Denise Richards’ dad is a sweetie.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Jimmy Hats (but no hats)

By SexyPanda | Saturday, January 26, 2013 | 2:34 pm | 7 Comments

Two Jims.

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Sex Talk

By eyediosmio | Sunday, January 20, 2013 | 8:41 pm | 11 Comments

Hello there Gasmii!  Let me start off by saying that I’ve been reading these recaps of Millionaire Matchmaker on TVGasm [...]

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Mourning Wood

By SexyPanda | Friday, January 11, 2013 | 8:59 pm | 8 Comments

It needs to be played with.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Reunion Part 2!

By SexyPanda | Thursday, December 8, 2011 | 11:00 am | 7 Comments

It’s part 2 of the reunion

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Reunion Part 1!

By SexyPanda | Sunday, December 4, 2011 | 4:45 pm | 2 Comments

Part 1 of the reunion!

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Minicap: Millionaire Matchmaker Reunion!

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 | 10:00 am | 1 Comments

Part 1 of Patti Stanger reuniting with her former clients (and it feels so good).

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Mama’s Mixer

By SexyPanda | Monday, November 28, 2011 | 11:00 am | 9 Comments

Mama got her mixer!

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Minicap: Millionaire Matchmaker

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, November 23, 2011 | 9:11 am | 1 Comments

Mama got a mixer.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Tennis and Screeching

By SexyPanda | Friday, November 18, 2011 | 6:48 am | 7 Comments

And old guy and a cute guy

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap

By SexyPanda | Thursday, November 10, 2011 | 12:00 am | 7 Comments

Divas and bores

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap

By SexyPanda | Friday, November 4, 2011 | 6:00 am | 1 Comments

Young kids and Cobra Kais

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MiniCap: Millionaire Matchmaker

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, November 2, 2011 | 8:29 am | 4 Comments

Nerds and Cobra Kais

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Cruz on By…

By SexyPanda | Saturday, October 15, 2011 | 11:00 am | 7 Comments

Brothers ain’t got a clue

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Ayinde Now Sucks

By SexyPanda | Saturday, October 8, 2011 | 7:21 pm | 12 Comments

Nice guy, and Ayinde.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: (Self) Help!

By SexyPanda | Tuesday, September 27, 2011 | 2:00 pm | 6 Comments

Creepy bullshit, as usual!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Twits!

By SexyPanda | Monday, September 26, 2011 | 3:08 pm | 5 Comments

Idiots on bad dates

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Millionaire Matchmaker: It’s all men! For men!

By SexyPanda | Friday, September 16, 2011 | 11:32 am | 11 Comments

It’s a gay old time!

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Virtue and Vaginas

By SexyPanda | Saturday, September 10, 2011 | 2:02 pm | 13 Comments

Creoles and Pee Wees

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Prince Nerd of Nerdington XIII

By SexyPanda | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 | 10:09 am | 16 Comments

Don’t try to hide who you are!

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Same as it Ever Was

By SexyPanda | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 8 Comments

Nothing new here.

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Millionaire Matchmaker: We’re Baaaaaaaack!

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 | 6:00 am | 16 Comments

Back to bangin’ in LA!

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Millionaire Matchmaker: It’s Up to You, New York!

By SexyPanda | Monday, January 17, 2011 | 2:00 pm | 15 Comments

It’s a wrap for NYC!

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Millionaire Matchmaker: She’s a Drunk Mess!!! Yay!

By SexyPanda | Saturday, January 8, 2011 | 2:00 pm | 68 Comments

A hysterically drunk mess!

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Millionaire Matchmaker: What? Ball Humor is Funny!

By SexyPanda | Tuesday, January 4, 2011 | 1:45 pm | 19 Comments

Russians and “diet cookies”

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Vilanch-in’

By SexyPanda | Friday, December 17, 2010 | 12:00 pm | 9 Comments

Juicy Vilanches

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Oh. Boy.

By SexyPanda | Saturday, December 11, 2010 | 2:16 pm | 16 Comments

Creepy duck embryo dating.

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Masculine Energy & Seinfeld

By SexyPanda | Sunday, December 5, 2010 | 6:00 am | 4 Comments

Masculine Energy dating

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Happy, for Once!

By SexyPanda | Monday, November 29, 2010 | 12:00 pm | 13 Comments

Female Fabios and Wakeboarders

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Millionaire Matchmaker: Millionairesses are PITAs

By SexyPanda | Monday, November 22, 2010 | 12:00 pm | 10 Comments

PITA rich bitches!