OH MY BLOODY GOD and HOLY SHITBALLS was this a good episode of Toddlers & Tiaras!  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  Thank goodness [...]

Hot off the amazing security-throwing-out of an “unsportsmanlike” pageant mom, we now get the amped-up energy of Pageant Die-rector Annette [...]

And we’re back, Gasmii!  Last night’s season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras wasn’t too crazy – more a roll-your-eyes as [...]

Today on Breaking Amish we learn that these five kids have the IQ of a Cheeto, Sabrina has a gland [...]

The end.

My diamonds ALWAYS match my dress! So, I guess season two will also have and engagement party. And (as it has [...]

Double Elimination!

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

The Final Countdown!

This picture is hilarious and sums up her relationship with Daniel perfectly. Considering how much of an identity crisis Revenge has [...]

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

New York, New York.

This is the beginning of…the record you like? WTF?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Being and Nothingness.

Final Four!

Love, Survivor Style

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

It’s Makeover Time!

Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

¡Escándalo!

Phillip’s Phantasy World

Yawn.

Hitting the reset button

Why yes, I’m still batshit crazy. Why do you ask? Good morning, Gasmii. Hope you enjoyed another AWESOME two-hour episode. This week, [...]

Can you smell me?

MAJOR MELTDOWN

Get out your liberry cards!

The Dust Bowl

Can I get a GAY MAN?!??!

STFU Shamu!!

SNATCH GAME!

Crazy…Lazy

Zzzzzzz.

SHOCKING!

Favorites?!? I do not think that word means what Survivor thinks it means.

Good morning Gasmii, First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best [...]

Another banner day in the pageant world!  The International Fresh Faces heads back to Georgia for its Circus theme pageant.  “Beauties [...]

Much ado about nothing.