So this one has some crazy shit and some some not-so-crazy shit. First the shit of lesser craziness… Picking up where [...]

Oh yeah, she’s sane. Hey Gasmii – I am going to keep this short because I am at a conference and [...]

ANTM All-Stars! So really, just 14 girls with nothing to do.

So here we are, a special 90 minute episode of Teen Mom.  These people are delusional, and the most insane [...]

Poor innocent fish.

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see [...]

We open the week with a closeup of a glasses frame sitting on a floor next to Walt’s shoe. A [...]

A classy hooker is still a hooker you know. I say cluster, you say…it’s a Toddlers & Tiaras episode, you know [...]

It’s the day after the grand opening and there are no reservations on the books, again! These celebs can’t seem [...]

Yeehaw, y’all!  Amber’s in jail, Maci’s Southern Git ‘Er Done gene finally kicked in, Farrah’s on her way to sunny [...]

Bad taste for a good cause

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make [...]

One of the fun things about Breaking Bad is that two of the biggest characters, Walt and Gus, live lives [...]

This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras brings us the  Hearts & Crowns pageant, or Bratapalooza, in a big way.  And [...]

RIP Juicy J DJ Paul is beside himself with grief over the loss of Juicy J, but he’s convinced that J [...]

This week’s Teen Mom is titled, ‘As Long as We’re Together.’  Is this show smart enough to give us an [...]

Down to the wire…

Date Auction: Ask me about my package!

Happy Monday, Breaking Bad-ites. Here’s the minicap for Season 4 Episode 7, which was called “Problem Dog”. So far Season [...]

Tommy’s dead! And Marcus and Marnia are next on the chopping block!

Not everything is as it seems.

Well, Flipit and I be damned, guess Edenpalooza wasn’t the season finale after all!  My DVR didn’t show any shows [...]

Anyo from Korea!!!  I have the pleasure of subbing for The Nooch this week.  After watching this show, I now [...]

Amber goes on Date Night with Clinton

Bad dates and jealousy

HOUR 1: Last night on Hell’s Kitchen, we pick up in the wake of Jamie’s demise. The teams are shocked [...]

Minicap for the A-List: New York!

I learned a lot about Salt Lake City this week.  They’re the sausage capital of the world, or something like [...]

The ensemble cast finally gets a chance to shine – and doesn’t.

Hey guys. Breaking Bad, Week 6 is here. Let’s get into the short version… The week starts, once again, inside a [...]

The end. Or is it?

I can’t believe these celebs are STILL trying to open up this restaurant! I totally thought they would’ve given up [...]

Bravo’s newest bunch of single and horny fame whores.

Like Teen Mom wasn’t already enough of a mess, we had to go and bring Motley Crue into it?

Well, if you’ve been living under a rock, or on a planet devoid of FOX, I’ll let you know that [...]

minicap of Monday’s MasterChef

You can’t arrest him if he’s Jesus! Oh no! The po-po have arrived at the Pasadena Recovery Center! Michael Lohan caused [...]

The week opens with Walt speeding through traffic. He’s trying to figure out what the hell happened to Jesse. Right [...]

Uh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news [...]

Even Peter Brady is cringing. Rumble in the Jungle pageant in Louisville, Kentucky starts this Toddlers & Tiaras off.  Kudos to [...]