You can’t arrest him if he’s Jesus! Oh no! The po-po have arrived at the Pasadena Recovery Center! Michael Lohan caused [...]

The week opens with Walt speeding through traffic. He’s trying to figure out what the hell happened to Jesse. Right [...]

Uh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news [...]

Even Peter Brady is cringing. Rumble in the Jungle pageant in Louisville, Kentucky starts this Toddlers & Tiaras off.  Kudos to [...]

Leadership is overrated.

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Just another day in Hell.

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OK, I admit, I just watched Week Four of BrBa, so it’s still really fresh in my mind, but I’ve [...]

To open Week 9 of our ten-episode season, the Gojira has just come upon the Nisshin Maru. It’s the mothership [...]

Silence of the undercooked lamb…

OMG, these kids suck balls!  BALLS! Well, if this Toddlers & Tiaras episode doesn’t show the sorry state of our country, [...]

In this week’s episode, the gang has big decisions to make: do they want the Lemon Basket logo to be [...]

Too cool for school

A day at the spa and a night in hell…

The final two guys meet Ashley’s family and pop the question.

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I ruv you Drew! Family Weekend!! What a happy joyful miraculous time threatening tearful train wreck parade! We pick up where we [...]

I had very high expectations for last night’s episode of True Blood, so I had no one to blame but [...]

Kathy Griffin: Comedian, Emmy Winner, Friend of Gays Kathy Griffin: married, mom, Jesus freak, sells fiberglass stuff I will not sink to [...]

Bill Burr is not happy with the acetone levels

Jereth Cutestory would have a field day with this

Where are you, Potty Mouth? Please come back and save me from this show!

Wow, there was A LOT of nose-picking in this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. There must be a dearth of [...]

It’s time to get to business! Sexy business! Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and [...]

It’s a nice, old-fashioned clustercuss in Hell’s Kitchen this week!

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Child protective services are called in for Family Night in HK!

Instead of Famous Food this show should be called ‘Everyone Hates Danielle’. Why they gotta be hatin’? She’s just doin [...]

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The [...]

Some dreams come true – while others become a nightmare!

Hey guys! Welcome to the brief summary of season 4, episode 2. Let’s get to it… The week starts with Walt. [...]

Swapping lives with the “rich” and “famous.”

Wile E Coyote does not catch the Road Runner

Hello Gasmii!  Ready for another episode of Toddlers & Tiaras?  This one chilled me out from last week, man did [...]

Gordon Ramsay is in fine form!

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Last night on The Bachelorette was hometown date night. I find these stressful, because, as a socially awkward person, I [...]