You guys. Breaking Bad is back for Season 4! I can’t tell you how excited I am to be handling the ‘gasm’s [...]

When it comes to vengeful witches, don’t piss a bitch off!

Well then. Here we have something incredibly rare in the reality TV landscape: an episode about something that actually matters. Nobody [...]

What an amazing, random episode of Real Housewives of New York City. While Cuntess LuMann’s rancid music video “Chic, [...]

If I ran away, would anybody really notice? Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love this show!  This week’s episode of Toddlers & [...]

Minicap of MasterChef

If you think opening up a restaurant with one bitchy celebrity in charge is hard, imagine 7 bitchy celebrities! You [...]

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and [...]

I don’t know about you, but I genuinely enjoyed last night’s episode of True Blood. It might not have [...]

Nothing changes. Don’t read this recap.

The REAL Chicago Supreme Title goes to… Pageant Director Maxine and Emcee Betty are done with their margaritas and are bringing [...]

Minicap of Masterchef, and Whitney’s return!

It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in [...]

BBQ-in’ and sayin’ goodbye.

They are kids, not candy. We head to Indianapolis for the “Circle City Stars & Cars” pageant that includes [...]

It’s anybody’s game.

Ike and Tina reunite.

Roof top brawling.

Sometimes dreams do come true.

Minicap of MasterChef from Tuesday

Minicap of Masterchef Mystery Box #2

Bentley’s back and the boys are bummed about it.

In this episode of Bridezillas, we have a bull elephant marrying a longhaired hyena. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to find [...]

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write [...]

If you thought season three of True Blood was a head-scratching, wild ride, then you ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet!

The first ever reality show bottle episode

Hey Gasmii, we meet some new kids this week and overall they were pretty good kids, we did have an [...]

Seriously. Twitter is not their friend.

I don’t like the outcome of this.

How do you shut this thing off?

Minicap of Masterchef – the first team challenge!

Usually, in movies or TV shows or books — and even in real life — the more time you spend [...]

Minicap of the first day in the MasterChef kitchen

Another episode, another bitchy bride. It seems there is no shortage of crazed women who are on a warpath to [...]

With special guest: Ghostface Killah!

Hey, Whale Wars warriors. I don’t know about you, but I’m really digging the fourth season and its fantastic satirical [...]

Finale!

Hello Gasmii! The premier of Toddlers & Tiaras does not disappoint – except a couple of mothers! This episode [...]

Is this still on?

Minicap of MasterChef – top 38 compete