I was hoping to see more people get their asses kicked.

Roman does what he wants to do.

Kelly Parker’s rocking a new do!

Where did everybody go?

Cute dogs and bitches.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.

Insert Product Placement Here

Theeeey’re baaaack!  And with a vengeance!  The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras did not disappoint with its share of [...]

The crying game.

Welcome to Miami!

Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.

Hell On Earth

Here it is LIVE PERFORMANCE TIME! Or AMERICAN IDOL ON STEROIDS TIME! First up in a roided out performance is Jermaine [...]

KELLY PARKER IS BACK!

Partial eclipse of the heart.

Daddies I’d like to frock!

Doesn’t anyone plot straightforward murders in New York?

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

Life After Merge

For Katie, there is only one college in the whole world, and it’s in the next state.

Another reality tattoo competition for us to nitpick!

Two adrenaline junkies go for the ultimate rush of making a tiny human.

Nip/Tuck.

All Hail Queen Lauren Hey Gasmii! Make It or Break It is back for what is probably it’s last season and [...]

This was a very complicated episode! A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. Luckily, I’m [...]

THE FINAL BATTLES!! Just once, for one of these battles, I wish someone would pull out a sword and charge. James Massone [...]

Hey Gasmii, As soon as I read about this show I immediately lobbied to recap it because it sounds AMAZING. I [...]

Join the Wig Party.

Nora’s back. Yay! So is Suren. Not so yay.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

Karma!

Litigious.

That. Was. Awesome.

This week is the most exciting part of the Voice continues: The Battle Rounds. I haven’t been this excited since [...]

Two words: Bernadette Peters.

See why I call her ‘half-pint?’ Seriously…it’s amazing that her tiny hand can even wrap around that glass. Hey guys! Well, we’re [...]

Breakin’ the law…breakin’ the law.

That’s a wrap!

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.