Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!
Bring it on! Okay, so last night I went to see Joan Rivers and came home a little buzzed (drunk) on [...]
Last week’s episode we were introduced to the 10 artists competing for $100,000 and the title of Ink Master. The [...]
***We’ve finally found you the perfect Biggest Loser recapper. Please welcome MollyMcDark to the gasm! Yayyyy…what an awesome assignment…The Biggest Loser! [...]
Part One in my series, ‘Why My Children Aren’t Allowed to Act.’ Furrr REALZ – can you imagine letting some random [...]
Wow, so much for “the love” huh, Gasmii? After the love fest of an almost Karen/CousinSuckUp free episode last week, [...]
R.I.P., Edie Britt. You’re up in heaven now, giving crabs to Benjamin Franklin.
We’ve had a looong break from Glee and now they’re back with a new episode! And only 4 short years [...]
A thrilling Alcatraz prison cell! (Don’t worry, guys – the show is MUCH classier (and more exciting) than the real Alcatraz.) Howdy, [...]
This week was a nice reprieve from bitches beating each other up. We got to learn more about Big Ang(elo) [...]
Hello Gasmii – sorry for not having last week’s Toddlers & Tiaras episode up, as you may know the TVgasm [...]
Young love. It’s so un-refreshing when it’s unhealthy, and one of the lovers is totally resigned to the abusive nature of it so she holds on, not loosely as 38 Special tells us to, but with a death grip that rivals the way I’d hold on to the last donut hole in a group hunger situation.
Oh, Aria. There’s “close,” and then there’s Glenn Close. In Fatal Attraction.
Hoooly shit, this was a great episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and had so much to make fun of I [...]
I swear if next week’s double episode of Teen Mom2 is this boring, so help me I am going to write the whole recap as if Yoda I am.
Renee is still crazy. Drita is still AWESOME. Carla is still boring. And, Karen is still a bitch.
***This was turned in on time!! Unfortunately, the site has been a bitch. Don’t blame Crabby, blame the internet gods. [...]
The final three perform live in the finals along with special guests.
Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap: More Face-Planting
This one’s gonna be a little on the rushed side, because for one, the episode was kind of boring and for [...]
Hello from the Big Apple, y’all!! I was all ready to write my recap for Revenge, when – lo and behold [...]
One contestant is eliminated, leaving the final three for the finale.
Tonight we bitterly learn what the expression “No good deed goes unpunished,” really means. We also learn once and [...]
Try “Island of Bad Sportsmanship”
It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!
It’s a Christmas filled with Glee, and confusion! Welcome to the most bumbling, all-over-the-place Christmas special ever aired on network television. [...]