Miscellaneous TV
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Fat People Overrun Hollywood Bar, Aspiring Actors Confused

There are many bizarre sights on the Sunset Strip, but nothing more head turning than hundreds of overweight people clamoring [...]


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Having Two Daddy’s Is So Trendy

After TvGasm’s very own, B-Sides investigative journalism turned up info on the sexual preference of Victor Garber, I took it [...]


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Money Can’t Buy Me Tact!

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a racist bitch. Who thought she could say [...]


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Reality Contestant Gets Naked, Nobody Cares

There is not that much to write home about The Rebel Billionaire, Bunim-Murray’s take on the “Crazy Millionaire wants to [...]


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Sydney Bristow Has Two Daddies

Ever get sick about all that old Alias gossip? You know, the stuff about Jennifer Garner and Michael Vartan, Jennifer [...]


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As the appearant humor is fading fast for Obnoxious Boss on the Fox Network, it has opened a slew [...]


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Truth Can Be More Obnoxious Than Reality

Ok last nights BIG FAT OBNOXIOUS BOSS, was not particularly funny. I have spent the morning trying to be [...]


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November sweeps are here which means it is time to inundate the airwaves with big, BIG ideas. CSI:Miami had [...]


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ABC to America: We Dare You To Make Fun of the Blind Autistic Kid

I don’t watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and I probably never will. Luckily for us though, Michelle Collins at [...]


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My Big Fat Obnoxious Column

Two years ago, my old boss had a baby. Unlike many women, she didn’t take a lengthy maternity leave. [...]


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TVgasm’s “Fair” and “Balanced” 2004 Election Coverage

As we all know, honest, unbiased reporting is rare in the American media these days. Fortunately, now we have Fox [...]


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Bobby Trendy Bares Ass to TVgasm; TVgasm Vomits In Mouth

Halloween brings out all sorts of scary sights, but none as scary as Bobby Trendy wearing assless chaps. Yes, [...]


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Who’s The Biggest Flop?

We have curious minds here at TVgasm, and with all the recent embarrassing snafus on TV lately, we figured it [...]


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Gag! Ashlee Ate One Too Many Burritos

The ongoing saga of Ashlee Simpson took an interesting turn today as her father/manager Joe Simpson weighed in on the [...]


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Ashlee Simpson Finally Rests Her Head on Something Real: Public Humiliation

Click on the empty stage to play… Every now and then the television gods throw a morsel of pure [...]


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From The Useless Information File: Real Cancun Update

Ever wonder what happened to your favorite pals from the Bunim/Murray box office flop, “The Real Cancun”? Well, chances [...]


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Girls Club

In a TV landscape dominated by courtroom realism, it’s nice to have UPN’s light dramedy Kevin Hill around to clear [...]


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Hate to Extort and Run

David E. Kelley can sleep soundly at night as he can add yet another notch to his bedpost with Boston [...]


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Is It A Bluff? Or Is It Botox?

I have a weekly poker night. Sometimes, its poker nights. I am a poker enthusaist. In fact, my RePlay TV [...]


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Pax Butts In To Get Them To ‘Butt Out’

Last night the PAX network debuted its newest reality show COLD TURKEY in which a group of would be dreamers [...]


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Do CBS dramas have any distinct personality? Take the TVgasm quiz!

After sitting through a good six hours of football today, we here at the TVgasm office couldn’t help noticing CBS’s [...]


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How To Get ‘BOOKED’

Could I have been the final survivor? I want to eat pig anus on TV, how would I ever get [...]


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Man Dies On Reality Show; Cameras Are Still Rolling.

Well, I suppose it was inevitable. Yesterday, a 300 lbs. boulder fell from a cliff and landed on a [...]


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Jesus Slams Big Brother and The Amazing Race

There has been something happening on CBS this season. Something of a Les Moonves Christian agenda has been emerging as [...]


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Okay, maybe it wasn’t a massive brawl. Okay, maybe it wasn’t a brawl at all. Okay, maybe nothing [...]


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Joey Gets It Right! (The Plan Was To Make An Unfunny Sitcom, Yes?)

To all the Hollywood writers who complain about the increasing presence of reality programming on network television, I say screw [...]


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Set Your TiVo’s, VCR’s & RePlay TVs

September 14th, the SPIKE network is premiering a kick ass hour of fish out of water TV. The premise. A middle [...]


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Oops I Crapped My Pants

We’ve all seen ads for adult incontinence, and they’ve always been fairly amusing, but nothing really compares to this commercial [...]


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The Triplets Of BOOBville

Yesterday, I mentioned that the Dahm triplets, from Renovate My Family, were bikini models, and I got a ton [...]


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Pimp My Extreme Make-Over Home, And Throw Some Dr. Phil Stank On It!!

Tonight Fox debut its new show RENOVATE MY FAMILY, hosted by Dr. Phil’s son. I’m sure he has a name, [...]


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Why’d The Chicken Cross The Road? Because My Dad Died Of Cancer.

Last night was the season 3 premiere of NBC’s hit LAST COMIC STANDING and a bunch of stuff happened. People [...]


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This Is How We Do It In Malibu, BITCH

Tonight I sampled FOX’s promising new reality series The Complex: Malibu, and all I have to say is “huh?” [...]


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Thank You MTV, May I Have Another?

Well, it’s the dog days of summer. Labor Day is just around the corner, and across the country, malleable [...]


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Reality Double-Take UPDATED 8/19

Ok, I think I officially watch too much TV. Not because I can’t ever have enough time on my [...]


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Please Resurrect This Show (Not The Movie Though)

Three years ago, before The Amazing Race and before The Simple Life 2: Road Trip, USA aired a little reality [...]


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From The Please Go Away Files: Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson: We don’t know where you came from, and we don’t know why you have descended upon pop [...]


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Do Yourself a Favor

And watch something funny for once. Okay, so if you think “The King of Queens” is the height of [...]


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Hey KITT, WTF?

The San Fernando Valley is just a little bit safer today after police nabbed drunken driver David Hasselhoff this [...]


North Shore

Summer Lovin’

Well, it’s summertime. The days are longer, the weather is warmer (or the same in LA), and the television [...]


Survivor

In Brief: Faking The Video and Rupert

MTV’s latest incarnation of Punk’d may have found an unlikely patsy: itself.MTV welcomed an amusing new entry into the [...]