Dr. Douche to the rescue!

Carla gets set up and Love gets sent packing.

We all say “no thanks” to Love.

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.

Karen’s stupidity is the most entertaining thing about this entire episode.

These bitches are making me tired.

Jennifer G. reads my recaps! So, why is CSU still on the show?

Renee is a sober asshole and Carla is still odd woman out.

The wives react to Sandy and the other storms in their lives.

Renee starts drama in rehab and Drita plays nice with CousinSuckUp.

Someone finally tells Renee to just be quiet.

Renee burns some stuff and goes to rehab.

Renee’s drama is no longer entertaining. It’s just draining.

Hi Gasmii! It’s so great to be back! I have missed you guys so much. After Honey Boo Boo ended, [...]

The real puppet master is finally revealed.

This shit was epic and it was only part 1!

My apologies for the lateness of this recap Gasmii. Apparently, getting sick means that everything stops and then one has [...]

Karen gets laid and the whole world dry heaves in response.

Opportunities abound for Drita and Karen.
You know what? At least Drita isn’t deluding herself into thinking she can have a singing career, so I’ll play along.

Da Book launches and Carla gives Renee a piece of her mind.

The ladies deal with the fallout of Junior’s shitty behavior. Plus Big Ang gets her own show!

Things go from bad to worse for Renee.

The shit starts going down in a big way.

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe [...]

Renee scares away murderers and woodland creatures.

Halloween, Mob Wives Style.

Renee’s world starts to crumble.

Junior is an ass. Lee Apologizes to Drita.

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

Drita, Renee and Big Ang pull an intervention on a former hooker.

Meet up, talk about Drita, meet up to discuss the previous meet up, meet up, talk about Drita….

Karen lies A LOT!

Renee declares war on crumbs. Karen makes an ass of herself.

Wow, so much for “the love” huh, Gasmii? After the love fest of an almost Karen/CousinSuckUp free episode last week, [...]

Let’s just all feel the Big Ang Love.

This week was a nice reprieve from bitches beating each other up. We got to learn more about Big Ang(elo) [...]

Big Ang(elo) realizes that the real tragedy of this entire situation is that no one got to try the cake. Which totally makes her a bitch after my own heart.

It was a good old fashioned melee.

The bitches are back!

Renee is still crazy. Drita is still AWESOME. Carla is still boring. And, Karen is still a bitch.