A Hooker? Like, what does that even MEAN? This week on SECRETS OF ASPEN, the episode is ALL ABOUT how everyone [...]
Styl'd
Here we are at the end of Styl’d's season, and it’s entire run. Can you believe it? Me neither. It’s [...]
MTV
“Just try to resist all this. Impossible!” It’s time to head back to the Jersey Shore to check in on the [...]
Styl'd
This week on Styl’d, Jen almost beats the shit out of Tara. I said almost. As in, almost Emmy worthy. [...]
The Hills
I locked her in the car. I know this season was hard to get through, but we did it! We [...]
The City
This week on the season finale of The Shitty: It took 9 whole episodes, but The City finally gets [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: Who’s ready for a heapin’ helpin’ of the same old crap?! You are! [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: Whit goes on a bad blind date with a d-bag; Roxy fights with another [...]
The Hills
This is what a no-carb diet and PMS looks like This Hills episode, an extra dose of FUCKING APESHIT. Broahday, [...]
The Hills
That’s my “bite your dick off” face. This week on The Hills, Kristin hones her man huntin’ by courting Brody [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: Everyone heads to Miami for some fashion week thingamajig. Olivia doesn’t really do [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: Whit, Rox, and Sam head out to The Hamptons to party it up white-people-only-style; [...]
The Hills
Cry, but do it pretty for the cameras… This week on the massive shitshow in my life that is THE HILLS, [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: Waspy brings his d-bag of a dad on a date with Whitney. Their [...]
Styl'd
This week, a show called Styl’d was on. It’s about people who dream about being stylists, did you honestly expect [...]
The Hills
This Week: Zombie impressions, alcoholism and a lack of anti-frizz serum A personal triumph for me: I only puked a little [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: In what is the most boring episode of this show I’ve ever seen, which [...]
The Hills
For just 5 cents a day, you could take care of a Hill’s member’s costly feeding fee. This week on the [...]
The Hills
This week, the girls get makeovers. Oh, the Hills. Where would we be without our regular dose of living assery? [...]
The Hills
Spencer contemplating his own cultural relevance This week, the Hills Pills are back for season six, with just as much (if [...]
MTV
Poor Mr. Miyagi would be very disappointed in this week’s America’s Best Dance Crew. There is no painting of the [...]
Reality TV
***Another week, another random ass show we don’t cover. This one? Is a doozie. Please welcome Monamonzano with 16 and [...]
The Hills
O.Snapp is on vacation this week, so please welcome your sub Hills recapper, Monamonzano! Back to something important- ME! This [...]
The Challenge
I spent the weekend in NYC with my hubby. I was hoping to run into a Real Worlder (or at [...]
The Hills
On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Stephanie gives the worst interview of all time (and yes, that’s counting Heidi’s interview [...]
The City
Up next on The Shitty: Adam and Allie are psycho and want Jay to move out so they can [...]
Tila Tequila
Are you there, God? It’s me, J-Mo. Normally I don’t bother You too much, because most of the [...]
Tila Tequila
About 10 years ago (when I still lived in L.A.) I was home in Phoenix and out clubbing with some [...]
Tila Tequila
Greetings ‘Gasmii! I just got back from Los Angeles where I spent the weekend celebrating the BF’s birthday with [...]
The City
This week on The Shitty: Adam may or may not have cheated on his girlfriend Allie, Nevan moves in [...]
MTV
This week our boys have to box with a porn star and then they get to rough it in the [...]
Real World
This week on the Real World Brooklyn, everyone learns something. Still with me? Chet is digging through JD’s stuff. [...]
The City
The City this week: Whitney goes out to lunch with some non-gay dude from DVF, which causes Jay to reach [...]
Tila Tequila
Ohhh, my dear sweet ‘Gasmii, what a week this has been… My day job is treating me like a stiffened [...]
Tila Tequila
Greetings from the First Day of 2009 beloved Gasmii! I hope y’all partied and bullshitted all night long, hopefully [...]
Tila Tequila
Hey everybody! I hope you all had a great Christmas and that Santa Claus brought you that extra special [...]
Tila Tequila
Woo-hoo! It’s almost Christmas Time, and Santa sure came early for a certain fat gayboy in the Desert this [...]
Tila Tequila
Hello Gasmii! It’s me, J-Mo, back from the land of limbo (and pageants featuring big drag queens) and I’m [...]
The Challenge
This week on The Island, Robin gets to taste some pizza, Johnny Bananas gets a taste of his own medicine, [...]
MTV
After spending last week’s episode visiting every radio station on the east coast, Shwayze and the boyz are back in [...]
