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The Hills

The Hills: Back To Reality

Doubtless many of you have been watching Michael Phelps and that Nastasia gymnast chick show off their hard-earned physical superiority [...]


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Buzzin’: The Trouble With Money

As someone who isn’t particularly a wizard with money, I maybe shouldn’t criticize the boyz of Buzzin’ for managing to [...]


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Buzzin: Deep Pockets

Does anyone remember that show Kid Nation that was on TV last fall? It was the one where 40 kids [...]


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Buzzin’: Well Aren’t You The Coolest?

I’m not going to launch into a big claptrap about how the reality TV genre changed the face of television [...]


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Legally Blonde The Musical: Triple Threatened

Last week on Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods, we learned that it takes a little more [...]


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Man! I knew it. I knew there was going to be an episode of this show where the [...]


MTV

Legally Blonde The Musical: A Wolf In Pink Clothing

Last week, we learned there just isn’t enough room for two Cassies on Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for [...]


Real World

Real World Hollywood: Invoke the Doughnut

Hello gorgeous dolls, and you were right. Don’t you love conversations that start out that way? Actually, let [...]


MTV

With The Hills off the air until August, MTV was left to find something to fill this temporary void. [...]


Real World

Real World Hollywood: Delilah and Rick James Associate

Welcome back to the Real World Hollywood. This is a hard recap to write. First of all, cause [...]


Real World

Real World Hollywood: Meathead Soliloquy

Hello dolls and welcome back to the Real Word Hollywood! On tonight’s Pre-True Hollywood Story, a young man in [...]


The Hills

The Hills: New Bitch In Town

You know how on every show, the episode after a big shitstorm episode nothing really happens? Sort of a breather, [...]


Tila Tequila

A Shot At Love II With Tila Tequila: Pick a Cage, Any Cage

Tila Tequila is back folks, and things didn’t work so well between her and Bobby. He broke her [...]


Rock the Cradle

Rock The Cradle: The One With Two Losers

AND NEXT WEEK, WE’RE SENDING YOU ALL HOME Say what you want about MTV, but there’s no denying it is a [...]


The Hills

The Hills: Here Comes Trouble, And It’s Wearing A Stupid Hat

Somewhere, Lorenzo Lamas is turning in his fashion grave. Tonight’s episode of “The Hills” taught us that everything happens for a [...]


The Hills

The Hills: Going To The Same Bar Doesn’t Count As “Space”

“Riveting story, Stephanie. Do tell it again.” First of all, I’d like to say thank GOD this week we returned to [...]


Rock the Cradle

Rock The Cradle: Shirts Optional

We’ve had a whole week to recover from the non-stop excitement of last week’s premiere episode, and now Rock The [...]


The Hills

The Hills: Warning: Watch Only If Totally Stoned

“Sigh, I wish they would cast me some REAL friends.” Do you remember in seventh grade, when all the girls and [...]


Rock the Cradle

Rock The Cradle:”Mom! Dad! Look at Me!”

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to grow up as the child of a legendary musician who [...]


The Hills

The Hills: A Wolf In Leelee Sobieski’s Clothing

“Note to self: destroy guidance counselor.” Tonight brought us a special bonus dose of our bevy of beauties. We open at [...]


The Hills

The Hills: At Least We’re Single!

“Whoop-de-fucking do!” Here’s what makes The Hills fantastic: other shows typically edit out the blank stares and silences between takes and [...]


MTV

Lil’ Momma Speaks Out at America’s Best Dance Crew

I got to go to the finale of America’s Best Dance Crew Thursday night and man. What a show. I [...]


The Challenge

Gauntlet 3: Over and Out

This week, on the Finale of The Gauntlet 3, Easy almost dies, and part of me wishes Evleyn would. [...]


The Challenge

Gauntlet 3: What’s Cooler Than Being Cool?

This week on The Gauntlet 3, we learn some very valuable lessons: Only try to fuck your own team [...]


MTV

B-Boys and B-Girls look out, it’s “Celebrity Rap Superstar”

She’s Dressed in Yellow, she says Hello…Have you guys seen this promo’d all over MTV yet? It’s Celebrity Rap [...]


MTV

Perez Hilton brings his rap to MTV

Get ready to get out the white marker and draw cocaine dots and semen drippings on your television screen when [...]


Real World

Real World goes Hollywood

After 20 seasons and 16 years, MTV’s The Real World is finally going Hollywood, finally bringing its cast of [...]


MTV

MTV ‘s Video Music Award nominees

Big surprise: Beyoncé and Justin Timberlake lead the pack in the MTV Video Music Award nominations, with seven each. [...]


The Hills

Everybody hate Spencer!

Spencer Pratt wants to spread the hate! The Kim Kardashian of reality television wants everyone to attack him on his [...]


Real World

MTV’s Real World goes down… under

How’s that for a TMZ headline? MTV’s original reality franchise heads to Australia in its 19th season, as [...]


Newport Harbor

Laguna Beach moves north

It looks like the grown-ups of Laguna Beach really did have enough of MTV tarting up their town and ruining [...]


The Simple Life

Sarah Silverman feels bad about Paris jokes

Sarah Silverman says she regrets those ‘cell bars painted to look like penises’ jokes she made about Paris Hilton [...]


Reality TV

Nick & Vanessa sex act photos are here. Here:

NO THEY’RE NOT HERE! NICK & VANESSA PHOTOS REMOVED DUE TO LEGAL THREATS FROM NICK & VANESSA’S ATTORNEY! We told you about [...]


Reality TV

Nick & Vanessa OK with naked sex act photos

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have taken the offensive in the brewing


MTV

And now a word from Lindsay Lohan…

What better way to lurch into the weekend than with a warning to never drink and drive from none other [...]


MTV

Human Giant telethon pays off

Tvgasm faves Human Giant wrapped up the first season of their MTV sketch comedy series with a 24-hour Friday-Saturday telethon [...]


MTV

Human Giant telethon needs a million… hits

TVgasm was one of the earliest cheerleaders and shameless shillers for the comedy troupe Human Giant. The support of [...]


The Simple Life

Spencer Pratt takes the Paris fight to City Hall

Spencer Pratt from The Hills, best known as the armpiece to the surgically-altered Heidi Montag, has injected himself into [...]


The Hills

Guess who’s in rehab?


MTV

MTV says ‘Viva Las VMAs’

Los Angeles, New York and Miami miss out on the orgies and gunplay this September, as MTV is taking its [...]