Oh, Gasmii, where to begin with this episode? It’s as if the producers knew that I was already bored with [...]

We’re cool now right?  I only tried to secretly use you as collateral against Gov. Well, here we are, my [...]

Let the games begin! I am still processing this episode.  It was definitely one of the soap-iest episodes of the show [...]

Phillip’s Special. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

Kolby starts to scare the crap outta me, Taylor tries to convince her dad she should date, and Olivia hangs out with an old “friend.”

Firecrotch bitches for all!

Hello! Welcome back to the circus! I am beginning to think some of these people, shrinks included, need a good [...]

Hey Gasmii! Sorry I had to take a week off, but I hope you enjoyed the Video Recap from Flipit. I, [...]

Ummmmm…how did this happen? Gasmii!   Before we dive in to this week’s installment of our beloved Hell’s Kitchen, I want [...]

  The show opens with the contestants standing in two straight lines as Ryan goes into some bunk about how the [...]

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you [...]

We see a winner and a whiner.

What Wood August Do?

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey [...]

Keep the video playing for all episodes!  On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Reunion Part One, Kim Twitchards [...]

Howdy, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” Since there was no elimination last week, this is our [...]

Phillip’s Phantasy World

This shit was set up from the get-go

Adam from Matchbox 20 and Allison Baver. Exciting.

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her [...]

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it [...]

Howdy Gasmii!  I’m really happy I decided on Minicaps since this episode was chock full o’ fun and trying to [...]

Hola Gasmii!  The Voice returned last night with the second part of what is sure to be 32 parts of blind [...]

This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) make their way through [...]

In case you have forgotten who is who Let’s give you a little recap of the characters in this fustercluck.  [...]

Yawn.

Carrie assumes Larissa’s identity. Oh great. Because ONE Larissa isn’t annoying enough. Spring in Castlebury- perfect time to try something new. [...]

Welcome to Atlanta where the doctors playAnd crazy ladies catch shade like every day  I was told that the parties in [...]

Someone needs to realize they’re not all that and a bag of chips.

Greetings Gasmii!  The Voice is back!  Having never seen the show, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with [...]

“Torture” from the Jackson’s album VICTORY  On my Dream Board, I have the basics. 1) A house in the Hills (hidden from [...]

Starting Over

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she [...]

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi told everyone Ad’s babies were made out of playdo mixed with [...]

Hello there, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” As I’m sure you remember, there was no elimination [...]

No he didn’t light it, but he tried to fight it. Hi, Deadheads…we meet again! Last week we spent the [...]

Hi Gasmii. Please excuse any factual or identification errors in this minicap. I would check my facts, but, somewhat like [...]

Kenya and Phaedra go cheek to cheek.