At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would [...]

It’s time to write terrible club hits!

Day one of the audition round of MasterChef.

The season finale. FINALLY.

Jill and Rammy finally have it out! One guess for who says, “I’M DONE!!!”

There’s love in the air tonight.

A new champion is about to be crowned. Will the tween plague prevail?

Which little piggie will go home?

Minicap of the second day of auditions!

Bring your point of view!

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Meeka plays both sides…Badly.

Heartache, heartbreak and the masked man revealed.

Minicap of MasterChef’s second season premier.

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.

In season 4, Sea Shepherd breaks out its most shocking weapon yet: competence

Bye, crappy chef!

Sir BitchyPants returns. Again. Jakob and Katee make a run for it.

The top two crews battle, if you can call it that

You know that type of music they play in Infiniti commercials? Yeah, that shit! Its really sad.

SLC & Brooklyn in da Theater!

The return of the Wars!

Big Earrings and Bigger Bitches

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

It’s not a reality show ‘til someone hooks up.

Paris is back…for some reason.

Luckily, there’s no prepubescent Lindsay Lohan in sight.

If you like it, then you should have put a Ring Pop on it.

Polo and paparazzi.

We meet our team of song writers.

Yea.. I can’t think of a clever title this week. I’m tired okay?

Stopping bullying with DANCE!

These bitches are exhausting.

AWESOME season finale to a great season, told in limerick form.

Minicap of “Top Chef Masters”!

At least they know what they do is repulsive?

You gotta kiss a lot of sad dudes & one deranged one to find your prince.

Ned dumb. Littlefinger smart. Sex explicit. Murder failed. Assassin fail. Hand severed.

They’ll do for Moroccan tourism what the Icelandic volcano did for Europe.

Songs and kisses and everything TheCzar disses.