RHOC mini

1 person’s eliminated from the top 8.

Need to win a football game? Recruit a hippie!

These bitches make the New Jersey Housewives look like Ladies Who Lunch.

Phillip NEEDS a spin-off.

Desperate Haiku

Hitting India

The top 8 contestants perform songs from the movies.

This doggone show is on its last legs.

Back to School Edition

The models head out on Go Sees, learn to spell Morocco, and play in garbage.

Classic results

RoPo is ready for more hormones.

A RHONYC mini

A minicap of American Idol’s top 8 elimination.

Life’s a beach. Get it?

Bethenny doesn’t crack any skulls.

The gang fishes for clues to solve a murder…

Ugly girls beat each other.

Classical Week is packed with classic moments.

More Adam/Nany drama, but at least we got to watch MikeMike and Leroy be awesome.

A new dance show is upon us, with a new recapper!

A Glam mini

Last night’s Idol quick take.

MiniCap of the latest America’s Next Top Model episode.

The teams travel to New Zealand for adventure and predictability

Vicki takes a day off.

Greetings Gasmii, and welcome to another excitement filled half-hour of fundamentalists being followed by cameras.  My Tivo decided to be [...]

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can’t Lose!

Bravo gives birth to another bastard…

A mini Monkey

A mini DWTS

An interracial couple is murdered, or were they? (they were!)

Rosie crosses her fingers and prays to the to Urban Gods of American Apparel that Sarah and Jon are able to accept a serving of enlightenment and balance with their new space.

I’m not completely convinced that fabulous hairstyles come out of this salon, but when it comes to Elgin the man being [...]

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.

A mini take on H50

Dwts mini!

Have you heard it’s the Season of the Superstar??

…Lamar is contractually obligated to give the Kardashians one child or three seasons of this show…