Working hard to help the few, the proud, the well-endowed.

A mini cap of NeNe’s a-holery

A mini cap of last night’s RHOC

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be pink-shirt wearing bull-fighters.

A mini cap of the new dance show

Also, Restaurant Wars!!!!

Carving pumpkins and begging for candy

The top 9 perform songs from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

The soul behind the steps.

The models still hate Alexandria and I hate myself for still watching.

The craziest crew of the franchise is back. So is bBitz!

I guess all the good ideas are already taken.

Botox parties and mace

Mini caps of American Idol results and Real Housewives of New York American Idol: IceQueen Well, America, you’ve done it again — [...]

Biker’s ball

Goodbye NY!

We wind up right back where we started.

Meatloaf explodes and it’s wonderful

Bethenny has ten fits.

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Get to know me week

Winning challenge team heads to Hollywood!

A mess of a reunion and a really good time

Biggest Loser, Dancing with the Stars, and Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen

Susan gets a kidney. Tom gets berated.

Neurosurgeon turned Medical Examiner solves crimes and bores audiences.

Never have starches been so important.

Mini caps of Dancing With the Stars, The Event, and Beverly Hills Fabulous

People make stuff…and make asses of themselves

He’s no sissy; he’s a millionaire.

Mini caps of Desperate Housewives and Celebrity Apprentice

The final round begins!

Stevie tries to make mama proud, and Sean and Vicky Tour da France.

We finally get to see which of the Lesser Of Two Evils is victorious!

Previously:  Adam pretended to be a badass to impress Nany.  There was a whole fuckload of drama over a game [...]

Two contestants from the top 11 are sent packing.

Celebrity Apprentice opens with Gary not enjoying last week’s Hail Mary win but bitching at everyone for not thinking he’s [...]

All the doctors get it on. I wish some wouldn’t.

Sadist gets promoted, then fired. Yay?

All of you will need it.