Recaps
Watch What Crappens

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) head to Paris!  At [...]


The Taste

The Taste Minicap: Seduced by food (I prefer booze, but eh)

Hola Gasmii! Wow, I know what you’re thinking, didn’t last week’s recap JUST go up?  Yes, yes it did.  Because I [...]


The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Recap: You Dropped A Bomb On Me

  Last Call for Drag Queens  Here we are… another week of Carrie… lying to her Dad. Her Dad drops her [...]


Shahs of Sunset

Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part II: He Said, She Said

Mike looks like he is about to take a dump on stage.  Just sayin’. So, after a week break, we are [...]


Recaps

RHOA Recap: Hollywood Shuffle

Guess who’s coming to dinner, really late?


The Taste

The Taste Recap: Nose to Tail (Ears, Entrails and Ass)

Hola Gasmii and welcome to this week’s recap of The Taste wherein they attempt to freak out the contestants and [...]


Recaps

Mob Wives Recap: I Need a Shower After This One

Jennifer G. reads my recaps! So, why is CSU still on the show?


Recaps

MiniCap: Drag Race

Can I get a GAY MAN?!??!


The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead Recap: I Think We’re Alone Now

Meet your new mommy. Greetings & salutations, my favorite internet peeps! I really enjoyed last night’s episode – a loose [...]


Recaps

RHOBH Recap: I’m Not Drunk, I’m Medicated!

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want [...]


Recaps

Celebrity Apprentice Recap: A-holes and D-Bags and Meatballs, Oh My!

Welcome to Season 13 of The Apprentice!  This is the “All Star” season of Celebrity Apprentice, and the only redeeming [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Minicap: Vanderpump Rules

This JUST happened.


Recaps

Minicap: The Bachelor

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “The Bachelor.” Next week, we will know which of the remaining ladies Sean [...]


Survivor

Survivor Recap: The Wrath of Shamu

In the belly of the beast…..


Top Chef

Top Chef Finale: Dinged By A Wing

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Now He’s Done It

Gordon’s yelling face gets a workout!


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Bad Girls Club: Bottled Up And Beat Down

This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Senioritis

Hey Gasmii! It’s Season 11, and we have 11 designtestants still remaining, which seems like a good excuse to write [...]


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Drag Race Recap: Team Jinkx

She’s a really STAUNCH character. Awnestly.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Spoiler: Mike’s Dead


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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Robin the “Rapper”

Gums and ‘tudes!


Dallas

Dallas Recap: The Sentencing That Never Ends

Well, we’re back to the Ann Ewing show and what better way to start off than Sue Ellen visiting our [...]


Recaps

Trashback: Temple of Doom

All I’m saying is that if somebody had given this kid a catcher’s mitt, maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation right now.


Survivor

MiniCap: Survivor

STFU Shamu!!


Recaps

Nashville Recap: There’ll Be No TearDrops Tonight

Rayna is doing a round of PR for her tour.  She’s reeling from Teddy’s announcement but pulls it together like [...]


Home

Face Off Recap: Howl at the Moon

Ding Dong, Squeaks is GONE!


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…


Recaps

The Bachelor Recap: All Thai-ed Up

สวัสดี, Gasmii. Google tells me that’s how you say “hello” in Thai. I hope that’s right and I haven’t offended [...]


Recaps

Dance Moms Recap: All Dogs Don’t Go To Heaven

I am filling in for SnoopK8 for a couple weeks… Please be patient if I mess up names… I’ve been [...]


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2 Recap: DysFUNction

Finally a fairly fun episode from the Teen Moms. And by fun, I mean dysfunctional. There wasn’t a slacker among [...]


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon [...]


Watch What Crappens

Horse Tragedies, Wagon Jumping, and Vanderpumping: Watch What Crappens Podcast #62

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Show Biz Loves Crazy

Congrats… Laura-Leigh?


The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Recap: Dancing With Myself

Boys Ruin Everything  Carrie comes out of her internship and look who is waiting?? Mr Big George and his limo… and [...]


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2 Minicap: Best Episode Ever

Best episode ever… loved it all…. sadly have manual labor to take care of at home, so full recap will [...]


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Crazy, Lazy Days of Survivor

Can you be crazy and/or lazy and still stick around??


Recaps

Mob Wives Recap: Bowled Over

Renee is a sober asshole and Carla is still odd woman out.


Recaps

MiniCap: Drag Race

SNATCH GAME!


Recaps

RHOBH Recap: The Tale of Twitch, Fail, and Mystery Coffee Cups

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: we were subjected to a tour of the sad desolate tunnel Kennedy [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Minicap: Vanderpump Rules

This JUST happened.