Teams of 3! Different colors! Different trainers! Different Alison outfits!

Hurricane Khloe

Highlander and the Real Housewives battle it out today in Round 2

Mini caps of Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen, Biggest Loser, and Teen Mom

When the police are investigating your plural marriages, escape to Wyoming

Season finale! Tension! Suspense! Cell phones!

Between team ASL and Marlee Matlin, Sunday nights are pretty deaf. Ya heard? Oh, I’m sorry, perhaps you hadn’t [...]

Accidents, bad math, and really terrible advice

The first two fighters in Round 2 square off!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Are y’all ready for some voluptuous man-tits?

Mini caps of Celeb Apprentice and Big Love

The doctors go to jail.

Adam drinks an ocean while Dustin cries a river.

Vinny gets magic earrings.

Sean spreads….his broken wings….and learns to fly again…!

No love for the girls on Idol.

Blindness, sex, and unwanted cancer babies spanning two episodes.

Against his better judgment, Francesco Carrozzini returns.

A season finale demonstrates how to properly burn your bridges

The top 12 perform songs from the year they were born.

Brad finally proposes.

We were bound to hit a snoozer eventually.

MELTDOWN.

Tina has man/boy problems.

About last night’s Idol results

One team; One mission–to make this season longer.

So many songs this week it’s like a frickeen opera. There’s even a death…

Episode two shows no signs of slowing down

Bethenny bosses everyone around.

Mini caps of American Idol, Top Chef, ANTM, and Real World

The family realizes that broadcasting illegal activities is dumb

For someone who spends so much time naked, Kim sure does shop a lot.

And a side of orange fried skank.

Still running their asses ragged

Mini caps of V, Biggest Loser, and Teen Mom

Invoices, square boobs, and ig’nant old white lady disease.

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Another week in the House of Crap.