A season chock full of craycray begins

This week everyone talks about their feelings. And I mean, EVERYONE.

Thanks for playing, Hantz!

Kim sings, Scott swings

It can’t be, can it?

Quote of the week, “You belong in a cave.”

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

Mon capitan…Teams have captains and they’re making all the rules!

Makeovers and more fake hair than a Britney Spears shower drain.

The top 13 compete to see who will out-mediocre the rest.

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.

I hope this show is about rich people with dark secrets.

Bethenny’s assistant gets a present!

More scripted than ever before, but who cares?

American Idol, Top Chef, and America’s Next Top Model

Puffy Eyes and Broken Hearts.

The women tell all and the audience falls asleep.

10 teams are still competing for a million dollars and their own self respect.

Mini caps of V, Teen Mom, and Biggest Loser

Elsa gets wasted and art gets a kick in the nutz

Two things: Juanita’s hilarious and Mike takes his shirt off.

The past comes back to haunt (and taunt) the chefs!

Mini caps of The Bachelor, Pretty Little Liars and Skins

Now with more parental cameos than ever!

Mini caps of RHOC, Celeb Apprentice, and Desperate Housewives

Snooki wants Moby Dick.

Our first Recapper Battle of ’11

The Ev3nt is back on March 7th…he’s a refresher of what’s tried to happen so far…

13 models, bees, and barbecue.

The girls take the stage in really tight clothes

Speed up this baby’s maturation so Raphael can have sex with it.

Time to start making housecalls…

Including me for having to watch this crap.

All trashy things must come to an end

Time can make us so cynical, and nothing makes you realize quite how much time has passed until another season [...]

The Duel is the LAST thing you should be excited about tonight.

Tradition sux.

Let’s see what’s going on!

Mini caps of Top Chef and America’s Next Top Model

Fantasy dates, nightmare mates.