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The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Silence of the Hams

Yeah… he’s gonna get what he deserves.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2: Shut UP, Barbara.

I’m on the screw-up’s side once more.


V

V: The Job Gun

You shoot it, and it creates jobs.


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Glee: So In Like with “Silly Love Songs.”

It’s Valentine’s Day on Glee and I didn’t throw up my chalky hearts!


You're Cut Off!

You’re Cut Off: Middle-Class Allergy

Skanks learn stuff from stinky guys.


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Hawaii Five-0: Here We Go Again. Again.

Five-0 saves the day again…again…


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American Idol–Sob Francisco

Bluzgirl comes back for a second helping of Idol


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Gossip Girl: The Goodyear Pimp

Blair works overtime at W to get her uptight boss laid.


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Biggest Loser–King Arthur of Atealot

Time to switch it up. Or not so much…Team Red vs Team Black.


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About Last Night: Top Chef

A mini cap of last night’s Top Chef


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Bad Girls Club:Drama Ho!

Another one down.


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So Many Douches, So Little Time

Catching up with Hellcats Part 2


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Hellcats: A Little Law with a Side of Order

Catching up with Hellcats Part One


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Grey’s Anatomy: GreyOne Bore, Two Whores and a Baby

No guns, no sex, no violence. What’s wrong at Seattle Grace?


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About Last Night: Wednesday

Mini caps of Biggest Loser and Teen Mom


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Glee, the Super Bummed Episode.

Glee airs right after the Super Bowl and BirschTalk is Super annoyed about that.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers and Tiaras: Groovy Girls!

Groovy girls take the stage


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About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of last night’s TV


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Jersey Shore: Dr. AssMan

Ronnie’s colon is shredded and bleeding.


Top Chef

Top Chef: Pissing Off The Mafia

The Chefs play at food-styling and irritate the hell out of Lorraine Bracco!


Sports

Superbowl Sunday!! Packers vs. Steelers

Fran takes on the Super Bowl


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American Idol: No One Brings the Crazy Like LA

The Idol auditions head to the City of Angels.


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Off the Map: Vampires Love Nazis

Of all the Cantinas in all the world, a Nazi has to walk into mine.


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Deep Red

Dario Argento’s terrifying tale looks even more gorgeous on Blu Ray!


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American Idol: Austin, Dawg!!

Dangerously takes his turn at bat for the Austin auditions


Salon Takeover

Tabatha’s Salon Takeover: Frankie bGood

Tabatha departs for the golden state to rescue the marriage of Shannon and Frank.


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K&K Take NY: Start Spreading the News

Khlo-ho is back with a giraffe, and Scott watches ‘The Jersey Shore’?!?!?


V

V: Teabaggin’ the Pope

Anna and the V’s destroy God, and it’s not even lunchtime yet.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: Caution, Meet Wind

This entire episode is like a game of “Good Idea/Bad Idea”


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About Last Night: Friday

Mini caps of Million Dollar Listing, American Idol, and Grey’s Anatomy


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Biggest Loser–Herd yourself to the ranch

One very big and overweight happy family now…


You're Cut Off!

You’re Cut Off: Swap-Meet Budget

More lessons on trashy rich people


Skins

Skins: Boobs and Boners

Chris’s mom and dad are a holes. So he has a party.


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The Fashion Show: Finale!

Season finale time!


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About Last Night: Top Chef

Mini cap of last night’s Top Chef


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Fear Factor

Shopping, NASCAR and terror.


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RHOA: I Now Pronounce You Utterly Screwed

NeNe VS Kim! Cynthia VS Gramps! Sheree VS an uppity casting assistant!


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Gossip Girl: Intern-about’s Fair Play

Dan and Blair square off as sexually frustrated intern rivals at W.


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About Last Night: Biggest Loser and V

Mini caps of V and Biggest Loser


Spartacus

Spartacus: Piss on Me? Piss on YOU!!

Batiatus has been pissed on, now he’s pissed off!