Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s [...]

“The Bachelor” – post-apocalypse Hello, friends, and welcome to another day in the apocalypse! Last week the writers recycled the [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s PopePhilly breaking TVgasm tradition. That’s right! I’m recapping a second season of “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ve got our [...]

Did she really think he wouldn’t recognize her?  Bitch please… Revenge just looooves new characters, don’t it?  When in doubt throw [...]

Ahoy Race Fans! Fran and Berry here, intact and ready to take on the world! Well, maybe not the whole [...]

Weeping like the Seattle skies.

Hola Gasmii! It was a working weekend for us so we’re a little tardy to the party (don’t sue us, [...]

The Mental Defective League, in formation

“So the animals debated how they might drive the robbers out, and at last settled on an idea.” Some of these [...]

Hola, ‘Gasmii! Did you get your ombre extensions installed in time for this week’s Millionaire Matchmaker? I lost all my [...]

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season [...]

Two freaking hours!

No urban hangers!!!!! Ryan kicks off the show, accompanied by ear-splitting decibels of teen shrieks.  I feel like I’m at a Michael Jackson [...]

Hey Gasmii! This week’s episode has male strippers in it! So let’s get down to it! (See what I did [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber [...]

Reading Ru to filth.

A fresh spin on the tale of the Miller’s Daughter

Welcome back, Gasmii. As we speak, two gentlemen are in the cellar blasting away at the cement and my dogs [...]

Tom Cruise tugs on the joystick (not in a dirty way)

Phaedra’s in love with a stripper.

MAJOR MELTDOWN

 She’s late, she’s late, for a very important show nobody watches anymore.   Our Top 10 has had a week off to [...]

Raising daughters is hard work, but with the good lord’s help we can screw them up as much as humanly possible.

Greetings, Gasmii! First of all, a big THANK YOU to Dashley for covering my ass (again) on this week’s minicap. [...]

What the hell just happened?

And…..we’re back. This season is flying by. Ok we start off with Bluto confronting Paula about last nights events. At [...]

It’s baaaaa-aaaaack! Hey there Gasmii!  Hell’s Kitchen returns for it’s 11th season and it looks like it’s going to be [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right? [...]

So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten [...]

Hola, Gasmii! This is Jimbob Jones stepping in for Eyediosmio for the finale of The Taste. About the only thing ethnic [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne’s vodka is almost as tasteless as her personality, Faye Resnik crosses [...]

  …but don’t give Michonne away. Greetings, Deadheads! Before we begin, I’ll clear up some things regarding the last recap. The [...]

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) tackle all sorts of weighty issues such [...]

Call the Whaaaaaambulance We are coming into the home stretch, folks, I think there are only 5 episodes left… and then [...]

These bitches are making me tired.

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing [...]

Get out your liberry cards!

Hey Gasmii! PopePhilly asked me to do the Minicap for our special Three Hour Live Extravaganza Hope You Are All [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, … Mauri got a beer belly and mouth breathed all over Kyle’s The [...]