“You lose the control, Jeffrey Lewis.”

The girls dress up as mermaids. Oh, and no one likes Kacey.

A new show with plenty of room for growth. Putting it nicely.

Easy come , easy ho.

Brittany does Britney

Inner warriors suck.

Mini recaps of My Generation, The Apprentice, and Grey’s Anatomy

Shit is gettin’ REAL.

Juliet holds the key to driving a wedge between S and B!

Nina smiles, cries, and gasps in ecstasy all in one hour. WTFrick?

A new job.

A winner is chosen

Questions answered, answers questioned, and that Scott Ritter can RUN!

The results are in, and they’re not pretty.

Mini caps of Top Chef Just Desserts and America’s Next Top Model

Watch out Shirley Partridge, there’s a new ‘musical momager’ in town: Goth Ronald!

White Boys Can’t Hump

OMG–weigh-ins in the first hour!!! Nice try, NBC…

Hellcats catchup part 3!

Hellcats catchup part 2

This show’s so terrific, are we sure they aren’t the Torros?!

Desperate Housewives returns!

Fat bastards.

Mini caps of Flipping Out and Biggest Loser

Amazing Race comes back to our TVs

Week two-how much of a Predicament are we in for?

Red Hots, Mommies, and Margaritas

Checking out tonight’s TV

The ratings for premiere week!

It’s okay for guys to bang a different girl every night, but not for girls.

A look at The Event, Gossip Girl, Money Hungry and Thintervention

Man, is it 4:20 already?

I scream, you scream, The Donald’s hair screams for ice cream.

Luke-warm lame-ass leftovers.

WaffleBoy visits his family’s DVR

Another Paris-set episode brings Blair and Chuck face to face.

A look at last night’s TV

Ignorant rednecks? Sassy black women? Don’t mind if I do!

We’re getting the gang back together!

Why don’t YOU try capturing a zeitgeist?