Recaps
Survivor

Survivor Recap: Sa-andy, Can’t you See?

Eye’m in misery


Revenge

Minicap: Revenge – Retribution

Jack was definitely having some mood swings this episode, hmm? Didn’t it seem like there was a lot of metaphorical/symbolic business [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: No Surprise Here

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.


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Kourtney and Kim Recap: Krime Scene Irritation

No ho is safe with Kim on the kase!


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Fashion Star Recap- Fash-Holes Assemble!

    Here we are again, Gasmii, ready to walk down the runway with you each week and fantastically sit in judgement [...]


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Dance Moms Recap: Abby Has No Gaydar

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I [...]


Fashion Star

Fashion Star Minicap- Let’s Get our Fash-ON

Hola our beautiful, beautiful Gasmi!! Have you missed us?  We have missed you so. We have been boring each other with [...]


The Taste

The Taste Recap: Seduced by food (not tequila!)

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the full recap of this week’s The Taste!  First, I’d like to congratulate one commenter [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Here I Am, Stuck in the Bottom With You

Hey Gasmii! Last week was just awful, wasn’t it? If you follow this show, you just always know that when [...]


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American Idol Recap: Bye, Losers.

If anything’s askew, it’s Angie Miller’s hair. After the harrowing experience of having to hear songs by Fergie and Colton [...]


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MovieGasm Trashback: Snatch

Jason Statham has tons of empathy, and head nearly big enough to land a lunar module on.


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Drag Race Recap: We Are the Queens, We Are the Children

We’ll make a brighter day, just you and me. But not Coco.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Will the Circle be Unbroken?

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.


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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Come and Yigit it!

Open your heart to me!


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Bad Girls Club: Gone With The Weave

We begin with Jenn arriving home first to tell Stephanie what happened and what’s about to happen. Suddenly you see [...]


Survivor

MiniCap: Survivor

The Dust Bowl


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Corey Has Two Tubs

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than [...]


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American Idol Recap: Dudes Look Like Ladies

RUFIO! RUFIO!   We’re back in Vegas for the Guys Semi Final Round. Yes, this is a rather effeminate bunch, [...]


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Once Upon a Time Recap: WORST Birthday Ever!

Mamma Mia, here we go again…..


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LA Shrinks Recap – And They’re Off… (literally)

Hey, everbody! (I love when Flip says that on Watch What Crappens. And yes, the misspell was intentional.) I’m back. [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

Greetings, Gasmii! We’re almost done with “The Bachelor.” Before we can find out who Sean will propose to, date for [...]


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Face Off Recap: Its Better In The Dark

Who poisoned Meagan?


Recaps

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold to take over American Idol, TripleThick!! Since there are 500 hours of [...]


Home

Amazing Race Recap: We’re back, baby!

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble [...]


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Kourtney and Kim Recap: The Prettiest People Do the Ugliest Things

Voir les femmes stupides.


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Next week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Paris is as bored of these women as we are, Kyle [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: We All Watched

Resistance was futile.


Watch What Crappens

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) head to Paris!  At [...]


The Taste

The Taste Minicap: Seduced by food (I prefer booze, but eh)

Hola Gasmii! Wow, I know what you’re thinking, didn’t last week’s recap JUST go up?  Yes, yes it did.  Because I [...]


The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Recap: You Dropped A Bomb On Me

  Last Call for Drag Queens  Here we are… another week of Carrie… lying to her Dad. Her Dad drops her [...]


Shahs of Sunset

Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part II: He Said, She Said

Mike looks like he is about to take a dump on stage.  Just sayin’. So, after a week break, we are [...]


Recaps

RHOA Recap: Hollywood Shuffle

Guess who’s coming to dinner, really late?


The Taste

The Taste Recap: Nose to Tail (Ears, Entrails and Ass)

Hola Gasmii and welcome to this week’s recap of The Taste wherein they attempt to freak out the contestants and [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: I Need a Shower After This One

Jennifer G. reads my recaps! So, why is CSU still on the show?


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MiniCap: Drag Race

Can I get a GAY MAN?!??!


The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead Recap: I Think We’re Alone Now

Meet your new mommy. Greetings & salutations, my favorite internet peeps! I really enjoyed last night’s episode – a loose [...]


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RHOBH Recap: I’m Not Drunk, I’m Medicated!

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want [...]


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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: A-holes and D-Bags and Meatballs, Oh My!

Welcome to Season 13 of The Apprentice!  This is the “All Star” season of Celebrity Apprentice, and the only redeeming [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Minicap: Vanderpump Rules

This JUST happened.


Recaps

Minicap: The Bachelor

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “The Bachelor.” Next week, we will know which of the remaining ladies Sean [...]