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Thintervention

Thintervention: O’er the Mountain

Is a bird in her hand worth two in the bush? (Pun unintended.)


The Spin Crowd

The Spin Crowd: It’s Us Or Him!

Who will Erika choose?


Recaps

Bachelor Pad: Season Finale

It’s “You Got Served” time at Bachelor Pad.


Trailer Trash TV

Fantasia: Still For Real

Trashing the Fantasia for Real trailer.


Scream Queens

Scream Queens: Tinfoil is Not a Weapon!

Acting with invisible co-stars and getting beat up by a ghost.


Recaps

Real World: The End

Another season comes to an end.


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Flipping Out: The Trials of Jeff

Or, The Joys of Construction Management


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ANTM: Furstenberg is Fabulous!

Calorie restricted diets are the new pink.


Trailer Trash TV

Trailer Trash: The Event

Trashing the trailer of NBC’s The Event


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: Hello MTV and Goodbye Dignity

Leah is certainly accustomed to fatty milk sacs, Gary is her father after all.


Recaps

About Last Night: The Apprentice

Mini cap of The Apprentice


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Project Runway: Jackie O And Camel Toe

Jackie O very gracefully rolls over in her grave.


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Mad Men: Tally Ho!

A new leaf for Don


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Money Hungry: No One’s Watching!

No one’s watching!


Survivor

Survivor: Fogeys vs. Fetuses

Time for Survivor again!


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Jersey Shore: Rarest of Roses

Moral relativism? Guy code? Seriously, what is this?


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Drag U–Mother Versus Daughters

A healthy sense of sibling rivalry.


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Big Brother Finale: Shave or a Haircut

The finale is upon us!


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About Last Night: Thursday

A look at last night’s TV


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Gossip Girl: Oh, Mon Dieu-Doo!

Season Four: New city. Same bag of tricks!


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Bad Girls Club: Crazy Is As Crazy Does

If crazy were these girls only issues, they’d be like family.


True Blood

True Blood: Fangs For Nothing

True Blood ends its third season with high camp.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: Wednesday… It’s Survivor Day?

Tonight’s beginnings and endings


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Real Housewives of DC: Lolly-Popped!

The Salamis say Lolly-pop Blows!


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About Last Night: Flipping Out

Mini cap of Flipping Out


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KUWTKardashians: Botox and Cigarettes

The Ya-Ya Sisterhood of Stripes’ mission: get Goth Ronald to stop smoking.


Trailer Trash TV

Trailer Trash: Hawaii Five-O

Trashing the Hawaii Five-O Trailer


Top Chef

Top Chef: Ass in a SingaPoor Sling

The first half of the Finale


Recaps

About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of Gossip Girl, Thintervention, Money Hungry, and Drag U


Watercooler

TV Patrol: NBC’s Parenthood

Tonight’s TV


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MasterChef: On a Boat

We’re forced to say “Goodbye, and thanks for all the salmonella.”


Watercooler

TV Patrol: Gossip Girl Returns

A look at some of tonight’s TV


The Gates

The Gates: Dear Show, Nice Work!

Dylan and Claire finally pay for being terrible vampires


Recaps

About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of last night’s shows


Thintervention

Thintervention: It’s Strenuous

Proof that even thin people have muffintop if they’re not careful.What do you get when you cross the crypt keeper [...]


Recaps

Bachelor Pad: Spin the Bottle

It’s Holla Back Spinster time as three women get the boot.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: The VMA’s… A Kanye-Taylor Redo?

Checking out tonight’s TV


Scream Queens

Scream Queens: You’ve gotta WANT it!

The ladies try to play campy, as though this entire show wasn’t campy.


Recaps

Jersey Shore: The Fossil Watch

Jwoww and Sammi both try to recover their false eyelashes.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: 800 “COPS”

A look at tonight’s TV