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KUWTKardashians: Botox and Cigarettes

The Ya-Ya Sisterhood of Stripes’ mission: get Goth Ronald to stop smoking.


Trailer Trash TV

Trailer Trash: Hawaii Five-O

Trashing the Hawaii Five-O Trailer


Top Chef

Top Chef: Ass in a SingaPoor Sling

The first half of the Finale


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About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of Gossip Girl, Thintervention, Money Hungry, and Drag U


Watercooler

TV Patrol: NBC’s Parenthood

Tonight’s TV


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MasterChef: On a Boat

We’re forced to say “Goodbye, and thanks for all the salmonella.”


Watercooler

TV Patrol: Gossip Girl Returns

A look at some of tonight’s TV


The Gates

The Gates: Dear Show, Nice Work!

Dylan and Claire finally pay for being terrible vampires


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About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of last night’s shows


Thintervention

Thintervention: It’s Strenuous

Proof that even thin people have muffintop if they’re not careful.What do you get when you cross the crypt keeper [...]


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Bachelor Pad: Spin the Bottle

It’s Holla Back Spinster time as three women get the boot.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: The VMA’s… A Kanye-Taylor Redo?

Checking out tonight’s TV


Scream Queens

Scream Queens: You’ve gotta WANT it!

The ladies try to play campy, as though this entire show wasn’t campy.


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Jersey Shore: The Fossil Watch

Jwoww and Sammi both try to recover their false eyelashes.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: 800 “COPS”

A look at tonight’s TV


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Keeping Up With the Kardashians: My Bodyguard

It’s sink or swim time for Lamar and Krimace gets a bodyguard.


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America’s Next Top Model: IMG, OMG!

Tyra picks the Top 14 hungriest in all the land.


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Flipping Out: Can You Hit The Curve?

Sometimes life throws you a curve ball. Life’s a dick.


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Persons Unknown: Adios Losers

A list of loose ends would be longer than this recap. Both parts of it.


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Real World: Loretta’s Life Lessons

Loretta drops knowledge, Ruthie Jr. drops her self esteem, and I drop my patience for drunken douchebags.


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Big Brother: Dumb, Dumber and Dumberest

Parts 1 & 2 of the final HOH!


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Project Runway: NY Loses a Ball

Tragic resort wear challenge. WAAAHHH! WHY GOD!!??!?!


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Mad Men: Birthday Baggage

At last, the sublime Don/Peggy bonding episode we’ve all been waiting for.


The Spin Crowd

The Spin Crowd: Meet The Twatsey Twins

Guide to becoming famous. Step 1: Get a billionaire boyfriend. Du-uh.


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RHONJ: Reunion Part 2: Cuntinuous Coverage

The reunion continues and then gets super weird and awkward.


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About Last Night: Thursday

Mini Caps of last night’s TV


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Big Brother: Worst Final Three Ever

LAME


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Money Hungry: Treachery and Snakes!

Loyalty is dead.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: Adult Moms Suck

Flipit takes on Teen Mom for a week. Oh Lord.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: The CW’s New Tonight!

Another night of newness


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About Last Night: Flipping Out

About Last Night: Flipping Out This is our fifth episode of the new season, and it best encapsulates the main challenge [...]


Trailer Trash TV

Trailer Trash Fall Preview: Mike & Molly

Trashing the Mike and Molly trailer


Recaps

Jersey Shore: YOU Don’t See That

The Situation dishes the straight dope.


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BB12: Grodner Blacks Out Live Feeds!

The blocking of the feeds. BASTARDS!


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Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Ring

The Goth and Bruce are on the rocks while Khlo-ho is missing hers.


Recaps

About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of last night’s TV


Watercooler

TV Patrol: New on Tuesday

Tonight’s TV


Top Chef

Top Chef: Mooooobs Iiiiiin Spaaaaace

Do the cheftestants have the right stuff?


Recaps

MasterChef: The Romantic Edition…

Love is in the air…so is Brimstone…


Watercooler

TV Patrol: The New Season Begins….

A look at Fall Premiere dates