Girl meets a doctor, falls head over heels in love…it’s your classic love story. That would be the case, if this [...]

 Puppy!  And pre-pubescent matrimony! Well thank God, that happened.  All of it.  Actual plot movement – as in the storylines actually [...]

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert youuu…  lhjrotwpordmfbeieoruwe, my TWD peeps! That’s “hello” in zombie [...]

Camper shopping! Ooo la la.

Renee starts drama in rehab and Drita plays nice with CousinSuckUp.

Bruce Jenner shows up, making Penelope the 3rd biggest baby on the show, at least.

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

   Finally, a tetherball game I understand! Well, for a season finale of Toddlers & Tiaras, this was a bit of [...]

Welcome back everyone!  Episode two promises to bring us more drama, more lying and more crazy bitches.  To catch you [...]

We are at the Season Finale of Cheer Perfection. I can’t believe the 8 weeks are already over. The Youth [...]

Don’t sing Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars can barely sing Bruno Mars.

Hey Gasmii! Can you believe it’s the season finale already? I feel like just yesterday I was ignorant to the [...]

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and [...]

Coco will read you to filth.

Don’t cross the streams!

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the recap of the first elimination episode of The Taste! I am kind of torn about [...]

OK, Gasmii. Here we go. It’s four hours of “The Bachelor.” I’m putting on my game face, I’ve got wine [...]

Battle of the Betas

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up [...]

Another banner day in the pageant world!  The International Fresh Faces heads back to Georgia for its Circus theme pageant.  “Beauties [...]

Hey Gasmii! My name is Dashley, and I am a recovering Idol-holic. I used to watch this show religiously, forsaking [...]

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to [...]

Don’t watch if you are a dentist.

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

These girls need to learn to handle break ups better.

Crazies are always better in bed. Not fair, but true.

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away [...]

Much ado about nothing.

Hola Gasmii!  And welcome to Episode 3 of the Taste.  Finally, we are getting to the real competition where the [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how [...]

Oh look Halloween in February!!  I guess this really illustrates that this show was supposed to be on in the [...]

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s [...]

Two steps forward, three steps back for almost everyone on “Girls” this week. Hannah has stuck to her guns as Elijah [...]

This JUST happened.

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne accused Brandi of character assassination after calling her a drug addict [...]

Detox has had enough. OFFICIALLY!

Good morning Gasmii! Are you all enjoying this show as much as I am?  No?  Eh, it’s hard to really get [...]

Con: There are four damn hours of “The Bachelor” this week.Pro: Living Social sent me an offer for a bottle [...]

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

It’s been a long five and a half months, but Dallas is back!  This season promises to be full of [...]