The call is coming from inside the closet … and it’s NOT Lezzy!
Recaps
Mini caps of Toddlers and Tiaras, Work of Art, Top Chef, Real World and SYTYCD Real World: VirginiaApple Two episodes in and [...]
Recaps
Mini caps of Rescue Me, The City, The Hills, Losing it with Jillian, and Pretty Little Liars
Toddlers and Tiaras
Miss Margie is back and badasser than ever!
So You Think You Can Dance
We start with nine, end with eight.
So You Think You Can Dance
Mia and Adam are still on my shit list
Work of Art
Gross, sure. But nothing’s shocking.
Rescue Me
Tommy starts to reconsider the whole being-a-selfish-asshole thing.
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Seems “A” has managed to find clever, alternative ways to communicate with the girls…
V
Welcome to the V-cyclopedia! This is a not-at-all comprehensive guide to all the science-fictiony gadgets seen on the show V. [...]
The Bachelorette
We begin with the cast leaving the shackles of frozen fortresses behind…
The City
Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!
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Jillian stays deep south and builds bridges–literally…
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A tempestuous daybed named Cleopatra and Barney spooge painted walls.
The Real L Word
We learn what types of lesbians there are: mostly annoying ones!
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Rescue Me, Losing it With Jillian, Pretty Little Liars, The Hills and The City
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ABC Family makes a huge splash with this new teen soap!
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We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.
Top Chef
The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!
