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The Crazies

Timothy Olyphant stars in a movie. Count me in!


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Pretty Little Liars: Dead Girl Walking

ABC Family makes a huge splash with this new teen soap!


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Persons Unknown: Expect The Unexpected

We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.


Top Chef

Top Chef: Hot Lunch Jam (Oh Sherry)

The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!


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About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of True Beauty, Persons Unknown, and Huge


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Jersey Couture: Future is the Way of the Future

The ladies go to fashion week and learn nothing


True Blood

True Blood: Working The Kinks Out

True Blood gets…bloodier.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers and Tiaras: Yes, Jesus Helped You Win

Jonesboro, Arkansas. Yeeee-ha!


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Knight And Day

Tom is nuts. Cameron gets roofied. Who knew this was a documentary?


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About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of The Gates, Design Star, and True Blood


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Adam & Mia Are On My Shit List

Another dancer bites the dust


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Bethenny Getting Married?: OK Now I Know For Sure

Bethenny reaches her breaking point, but realizes the odds are in her favor in Atlantic City.


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RHONJ: Let’s All Hate On Danielle Some More!

Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: HUNG & Emmys?

A look at tonights tv


So You Think You Can Dance

Top ten performance show


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Hells Kitchen: Two More Hours?! Good God, send ME home!!

Dirty piglets and Mother Saucey bitches!


Work of Art

Work of Art: Cliches in Books, Covers, Judging, and Whatnot

Artists revive classic novels with new crappy art.


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Iceland Blows!

Ast is the noun for love in Icelandic.


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Jersey Couture: As Fun as Watching Snow Melt

Guidettes go to Aspen, and nothing really happens


The Gates

The Gates: Vampires Jump the Shark

Episode one of the latest in vampire overload.


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About Last Night: Friday

Mini cap of SYTYCD and channel surfing some new shows.


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Candyman

“Be my victim,” and other effective pick-up lines.


Watercooler

Tweetgasm: Real World New Orleans

Ridiculous tweets feed my soul.


You're Cut Off!

You’re Cut Off!: Dress for Less

Pureed hot dogs and patee are both disgusting.


True Beauty

True Beauty: Modern Day Mordor

Brain storm? Wintery mix of thoughts? A transient flurry of brain function?


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Losing it with Jillian—in Deep Fried S**t

Jillian heads south to go deep (fried) into some issues…


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About Last Night: Thursday

Mini recaps of SYTYCD, Top Chef, Toddlers and Tiaras, and Work of Art


The City

The City: Ju$t $hut Up Already

Olivia pulls through. Roxy pulls through. I pull my hair out.


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RHONY: Excruciating Pontificating

Jill’s still a c word. A C WORD.


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DVDgasm: She’s Out Of My League

Sorcerers and Boobies and Spooging, Oh My!


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About Last Night: Wednesday

Mini recaps of The Hills, The City, and Losing it with Jillian


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Guy’s Choice Awards: Men Finally Get Some Recognition

the more i watch this, the more scared i get that some poor woman is going to be sexually assaulted at this thing. GUY’S CHOICE!


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Design Star: Fashion Forward

Five designers + one room = Pee Wee’s Play House


The Real L Word

THE Premiere of The REAL L Word!

Lots of gums a flappin’ and clams a clappin’!


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About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of The Bachelorette, True Beauty, and Persons Unknown


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Bethenny Getting Married? The Four Week Scramble

Bethenny tries on some seriously hideous dresses.


True Blood

True Blood: Nazi Werewolves and Blood Gelato

We get to meet the Closet King.


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Jersey Couture: The Power of Passive Aggression

If at first you don’t succeed, whine whine again.


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RHONJ: Dramatic Anti-Climactic Brownstone Wars

Try again, honey. You meant to say beastiality, right?


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About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of True Blood, The Gates, and Design Star