They could probably just rename this show “People Fainting Dramatically.”

Where was the nude, drunken violence?

Time for another serving of Fresh Meat.

Lost, V, DWTS Results, 90210, The HIlls, The City

Welcome back to New Joisey, Gasmii! I love it there. I’ve had some majorly over the top moments at my buddy [...]

American Idol goes to the movies. Some seriously bad ones.

Bree decides to kick Sam’s cyborg ass to the curb.

This week on Survivor, we take a journey through the armpit of humanity.

Poor, demure, sweet Pammy takes the hit (that’s nothing new, I suppose) and ends her shot at a career with clothes on.

RIP VIP Dancing With the Stars: Chooch Somehow, my most favorite show in the whole world has lost some [...]

The end of a sobering season.

Breaking Bad: Chooch A bruised & beaten Jesse is getting discharged from the hospital. He sits alone in a wheelchair on [...]

Season finale time!

Thanks to Smokey’s penchant for explosives, the death toll quickly rises.

Five remain in the struggle for irrelevance.

This week on V, Anna shows off her mothering skillz.

Post SAT drama on 90210, and a little love too.

You shoulda stayed outta the third floor, bitch!

It’s the finale episode of Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty! I’m not exactly sure what Jessica has learned besides [...]

This week, Will raps. Which is frightening.

Last Night, TV was all about faking people out with stuffed pockets and stolen brains.

Last week Dancing With the Stars was number one again, and we said good-bye to the Bachelor. And it [...]

This week on The City: Whit has to whore her clothes out to some magazines, including Elle. But Olivia? Not so impressed.

The Lesbians aren’t coming back any time soon – so it’s up to us to strap one on and dive into… “THE AMAZING RACE!”

Mini-Caps of Happy Town, The Challenge, and Top Chef Masters

This week starts out with a mystery. Not the one where we all wonder why on earth Jill would get drunk on her own power and smash an entire country’s faith in her.

Tonight on American Idol, we are treated to visions of gay hell and the story of how Harry got herpes.

The countdown begins! Betty White and all of her cuteness will be on SNL is less than 3 days! I [...]

“We’re doing a musical episode? Really? That’s… weird.” Let’s address the elephant in the room right at the start: [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Eddie moves in with the Scavo fam, but that boy ain’t right. I mean, besides his hair and lack of any personality

Tonight it’s all Janis, all the time. Not that I’m complaining. It could be Bryce-Nicole Date Night again.

Lost, V, 90210, Dancing with the Stars, The Hills, The City

This is the Titanic. And THIS! Is AMERICAN IDOL!!

We have another douchebag Master on our hands!

Well, this week’s episode started off with a fight that made EVEN LESS sense than your standard Challenge argument, but [...]

How the world’s smartest man views possible human/alien relations Hey there Gasmii, I was reading an article this week where they [...]

If Joy Behar had a drunk hookup with a Who from Whoville,
Miranda Kirby would be their love child.

Last night was all about eliminations, meth, and stranglings. Come on in! Breaking Bad: Chooch It’s all about Hank. I’ve never [...]

She asks the escort if he’s inherited “that gay fashion gene”.

FINALLY!!! As you can see, the new site is up. I don’t know if puberty has turned us into adults, [...]