Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

It’s been a long five and a half months, but Dallas is back!  This season promises to be full of [...]

Frozen hellsicles.

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

If you are wondering when to pack it in, the time was yesterday. The Cheetah-licious pageant of this week’s Toddlers & [...]

Hey Gasmii!  Last week: The boys outperformed the girls at the visiting rodeo when they stayed on the bulls longer, and [...]

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. [...]

I’m going to keep a running tab of how many times Ryan Seacrest says SUPERSTAR and if it gets into [...]

Studio Blues.

Hi there Gasmii, long time no see. Just kidding I’m just catching you. Previously on TBL, Utah kicked ass, Don [...]

Online dating at an international crossroads.

Hey Gasmii! On this week’s BUCKWILD, the hormones, they were a-raging: Anna finally got some. Tyler and Katie stopped circling [...]

It’s severe up in here.

We start out with memories of the big wins for the Fab 5 last weekend in Chicago. This week they [...]

Hi, Gasmii! PopePhilly here with another round of “American Idol” auditions. I’ll be honest, I didn’t realize this show was [...]

Hiiiiii. Taterz again.Sorry about the LONG break between this and the last recap. Getting the flu midway through last week [...]

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… [...]

This episode was actually fun for me. After what’s been a pretty lousy week, it was so fun to see [...]

WTF just happened?

Despite the name “Cheetalicious” pageant, this Toddlers & Tiaras episode was pretty tame overall.  The director of this Oklahoma pageant [...]

Hey there, Gasmii! PopePhilly back for this week’s episode of “The Bachelor.” Last week, we saw Kacie get permanently placed in the [...]

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

Denise Richards’ dad is a sweetie.

Hey hey Gasmii!  TheMiki here, checking out what’s coming to a theater near you this weekend.  Spoiler alert: It’s all [...]

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on [...]

Hello Gasmii!  I told you I’d get the minicap up lickity split, are you excited?  ARE YOU! Well you should be [...]

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take [...]

will follow you the eff home if you do it on national television.

These people are the wooooooorst.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi learns performs vaginal ballet, Kim gets her nose chopped off, [...]

REALITY SHOW IDEA:  It came from beneath The Dorrit’s Bed This week’s episode is all about labels.  The labels we give [...]

Hello Gasmii!  Sorry for the delay,it’s been a crazy week and the details are depressing and no where near as [...]

First, my little Joons, I would like to apologize for the lack of good pictures in the last recap.  Just [...]

Someone finally tells Renee to just be quiet.

This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…  Leah [...]

Hot messes in sparkly dresses!

Tale of two asses.

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Holy Yoli showed us how she’s bagged so many rich dudes, …Brandi told [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! First off, I want to say a special thank you Dashley for covering for me last week with [...]

Kim’s got a breast-monkey on her back.