Recaps
Undercover Boss

The show surprised me this week, I must say. Before you get all excited, it was still the same [...]


Real Housewives of NYC

Real Housewives of New York City: Done, Done and DONE

The war continues! This one was rough. Instead of writing VILE over and over again, I wanted to absorb the [...]


About Last Night

Last night on TV, Shear Genius ended, Top Chef Masters and The Challenge began, Ugly Betty almost ended, and Chooch [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With The Stars: Results Show Week 3

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show….Shitler is able to check off two more items on her “List [...]


Jessica Simpson's Price of Beauty

Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty: Uganda Gain Some Weight?

Tonight on Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty there are no day spas! Apparently facials are not a popular pastime [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With the Stars: Coochie, Coochie

Tom opens by telling us that last week Dancing With the Stars was the most watched show in America! [...]


90210

90210: Guess He Wants To Play, Wants To Play, A Love Game, A Love Game

This week on 90210, the writers seem to be pulling storylines out of their stinky asses. And for those [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Blossom

Tonight on American Idol, kilts, dead elephants and some residuals for Yoko. I had my computer on the wrong channel [...]


High Society

High Society: Showdown, Ho Down

This week on High Society, Tinsley has a lot to take. There’s James Micheal Joseph Methcrack who’s trying to [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Flash Forward, Lost, Millionaire Matchmaker

Last night, Desmond was back with calmer hair, aliens tried to start crap with us, and we learned how to [...]


Damages

Damages: Dawn of the Dad

If you are a fan of watching soap operas, then you would most certainly have enjoyed this week’s episode of [...]


Amazing Race

The Amazing Race: Nuts and Poles and Chingays, Oh My!

Welcome back lovahs! Last week we learned that turtles may be slow but they’re amazing judges of character, if coconuts [...]


Real World

Real World: A Farewell to Snores

It’s the season finale! The end of the road! The last chapter! The final countdown! Previous, on the [...]


Flash Forward

FlashForward: Field Trip!

I hope you all got your permission slips signed.We open on sweeping views of the uh, exotic Somalian landscape as [...]


Models of the Runway

Models Of The Runway: Now You See Her, Now You Don’t

Hola my three amigos!! This week I was actually able to stay awake during Models of the Runway!! I know! [...]


Sober House

Sober House: Lockdown Schmockdown, Curfew Is For Schmucks

I would like to start off this week with some questions. Who here was surprised to see Dennis push Gim’s [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: 24, Price of Beauty, Damages

Last night, Patty was Patty, Jessica was Jessica, and 24 was a very exciting bummer. Damages: SlifeGoesOn If you are a [...]


Fringe

Fringe: There Must Be Zeppelins

Everybody loves zeppelins! It’s 1985: Reagan is sworn in for a second term, Gorbachev becomes the leader of the Soviet Union, [...]


Tool Academy

Tool Academy 3: Graduation Day! Someone gets their DICKploma!

The moment we’ve all been waiting for since we were born! The Tool Academy 3 Graduation! According to [...]


V

V: What’s Four Months Between Friends?

Hey there Gasmii, well the holidays, Olympics, and March are over, so it’s time to get back in touch with [...]


Survivor

Survivor: The Inevitable

Thanks a lot, Jerri.It’s Day 16 at the Villains tribe, and Rob is worried. “For the first time in [...]


Ugly Betty

When we last left the Ugly Betty, Betty got her braces off, Justin was way gay (finally and thank goodness), [...]


America's Best Dance Crew

America’s Best Dance Crew: Blueprint For Success?

The end is almost here, Gasmi. Next week this season’s winner of America’s Best Dance Crew will be crowned. But first! [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Amazing Race, Undercover Boss

Last night on TV, people got their pipes cleaned and there was a key party. Clean vibes. Undercover Boss: Alejandra Undercover Boss: Roto [...]


Kell on Earth

Kell on Earth: The Power Girls’ Last Stand

We have come to the season finale of Kell on Earth. What’s on tap for today? Well, Kelly shoots [...]


Lost

Lost: Bloody Sun Day

This week on Lost, Sun bumps her head, Jin gets tied up, Mocke and Widmore declare war, Desmond sees a [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With The Stars: Results Show Week 2

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted [...]


Shear Genius

Shear Genius: Stand By Your Brand

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things [...]


America's Next Top Model

America’s Next Top Model: Hopping on the Vampire Bandwagon

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the whiniest, bitchiest and craziest take center stage while an interesting photoshoot balances [...]


Amazing Race

The Amazing Race: Make 7, Up Yours!

Welcome back everyone! Last week had us watching the “slower” teams fall apart and some really frustrating challenges. Personally, I [...]


Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Advertorial, Adverschmorial

Everything is hard. This week, our C list crew of misfits have to design an ad for Norton Antivirus theft identity [...]


Millionaire Matchmaker

Millionaire Matchmaker: Peter Pan and the Strom

No, not that kind of Strom. Oh hi! Were you dating someone for the past month or two, content with how it [...]


About Last Night

Last night, we all curled up in candlelight and read a book. Kidding! We watched endless hours of television! Come [...]


Love Games

Love Games: Let’s Play Catch Up!

So what we shall be doing here is I will try my best to capture the best moments from both [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: Don’t Quit Your Life, Quit Your Bangs

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She [...]


Undercover Boss

Undercover Boss: Herschend Entertainment – Wheeeeee!!! (not really)

This week on “Undercover Boss,” the boss of a family of amusement parks goes undercover to figure out ways to [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Shear Genius and Real World

Last night on TV there were split ends and season ends. Wah to both. Shear Genius: J-Mo On last night’s episode [...]


Flash Forward

FlashForward: The Life and Times of Flosso, Villian

His is a tragic tale.So, as you may or may not have noticed, I have been extremely awful at recapping [...]


90210

90210: Kiss Me And I’ll Kiss You Back

This week on 90210, Adrianna is like totally gay for Rumer. And by gay I mean tight-lipped, closed mouth [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Clash of the DoDos

Tonight on American Idol, Webster dances like a girl, Diddy brings aerobics back, and the Clash of the Titans pours [...]