Recaps
Kell on Earth

Kell on Earth: The Power Girls’ Last Stand

We have come to the season finale of Kell on Earth. What’s on tap for today? Well, Kelly shoots [...]


Lost

Lost: Bloody Sun Day

This week on Lost, Sun bumps her head, Jin gets tied up, Mocke and Widmore declare war, Desmond sees a [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With The Stars: Results Show Week 2

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted [...]


Shear Genius

Shear Genius: Stand By Your Brand

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things [...]


America's Next Top Model

America’s Next Top Model: Hopping on the Vampire Bandwagon

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the whiniest, bitchiest and craziest take center stage while an interesting photoshoot balances [...]


Amazing Race

The Amazing Race: Make 7, Up Yours!

Welcome back everyone! Last week had us watching the “slower” teams fall apart and some really frustrating challenges. Personally, I [...]


Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Advertorial, Adverschmorial

Everything is hard. This week, our C list crew of misfits have to design an ad for Norton Antivirus theft identity [...]


Millionaire Matchmaker

Millionaire Matchmaker: Peter Pan and the Strom

No, not that kind of Strom. Oh hi! Were you dating someone for the past month or two, content with how it [...]


About Last Night

Last night, we all curled up in candlelight and read a book. Kidding! We watched endless hours of television! Come [...]


Love Games

Love Games: Let’s Play Catch Up!

So what we shall be doing here is I will try my best to capture the best moments from both [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: Don’t Quit Your Life, Quit Your Bangs

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She [...]


Undercover Boss

Undercover Boss: Herschend Entertainment – Wheeeeee!!! (not really)

This week on “Undercover Boss,” the boss of a family of amusement parks goes undercover to figure out ways to [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Shear Genius and Real World

Last night on TV there were split ends and season ends. Wah to both. Shear Genius: J-Mo On last night’s episode [...]


Flash Forward

FlashForward: The Life and Times of Flosso, Villian

His is a tragic tale.So, as you may or may not have noticed, I have been extremely awful at recapping [...]


90210

90210: Kiss Me And I’ll Kiss You Back

This week on 90210, Adrianna is like totally gay for Rumer. And by gay I mean tight-lipped, closed mouth [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Clash of the DoDos

Tonight on American Idol, Webster dances like a girl, Diddy brings aerobics back, and the Clash of the Titans pours [...]


Damages

Damages: Buy, Buy, Love

Last night’s episode of Damages was a fun, twisty labyrinth of tension and back-stabbing, and all of the characters were [...]


Jessica Simpson's Price of Beauty

Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty: Bollywood Boulevard

It’s our third stop in Jessica Simpson’s Quest for the Perfect Spa – otherwise known as Jessica Simpson’s The Price [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With the Stars or Blasting off to Mars?

Hi y’all. It has been a crazy week around here. My Mom is visiting and we are watching [...]


Real Housewives of NYC

“Hey, wait a minute. I’m the sane one now?” Is it okay to lie, in the service of saving face? Is [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Lost, Millionaire Matchmaker, V, Dancing With the Stars

Last night, Brenda got screwed, so did Anna but on purpose, Sun got a headache, Patchy lost an eye again, [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Soul Man

Tonight on American Idol, white people use Soul as a rest stop. When we open, Tink is standing at the [...]


Real World

Real World: Gaysplosion! Wicked Liquid Everywhere!

Previously on the Real World: Douche sucks at singing in addition to sucking at life in general. Mike [...]


Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty: Wearing Braces DOES Ruin Your Life!

Oy. We open this episode of Ugly Betty with Betty sleeping on the sofa at home (because why now?), [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: 24, Price of Beauty, Damages

Last night on TV, Glenn got fired, Jessica looked tired, and terrorists talked dirty bombs. Damages: SlifeGoesOn Last night’s episode of Damages [...]


VH1

Tool Academy 3: Fun for the Whore Family

The bugle sounds and Tool Academy has officially started. The couples wake up and as j-vag says, she is still [...]


Bad Girls Club

Bad Girls Club: Reunion Part Two

Ready for part two folks? Let’s take a peek at the last show of this seasons Bad Girls Club! Don’t give [...]


High Society

High Society: I Love Your Dress. Now Leave.

This week on High Society, it’s enough to drive Tinsley to drink. And you know what that means – [...]


Models of the Runway

Models Of The Runway: Valeria’s Choice

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, Valeria has a dilemma, the models become photographers for the day, and Jonathan is [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Amazing Race and Undercover Boss

Last night, men cried and dumb people raced smart. Undercover Boss: Alejandra Last night on “Undercover Boss,” the man with the [...]


Fly Girls

Welcome to Fly Girls! Unlike every other reality show out there that’s here to tell you that things aren’t [...]


Lost

Lost: H-E-Double Hockey sticks

This week on Lost, Richard has the worst week of his decidedly loooong life, Jacob and Smokey face off, and [...]


America's Next Top Model

America’s Next Top Model: Bite Me, Mom

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra sneaks into Morticia’s office before panel to turn a client’s skin into [...]


America's Best Dance Crew

America’s Best Dance Crew: We’ve Got Magic To Do, Just For You

Tonight on America’s Best Dance Crew, it’s the magic challenge! FEH. We’ve already seen this before, and done by better [...]


Survivor

Survivor: You Need To Get In The Ocean And Wash Your Ass

This week, on Survivor: Sandra becomes my best friend for life. Let’s hang out!Back from the ouster of Tom, [...]


Shear Genius

Shear Genius: Suckin’ It Hard

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s [...]


Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Rod Blagojevitch likes Balloons

He’s ALREADY fired. This week, the two teams have to design a new marketing campaign for Kodak. Sinbad and [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Models of the Runway and Flash Forward

Last night, Flash Forward struggled to put it together and the Models of the Runway struggled to not eat. Flash [...]


Sober House

Sober House: Taking Turns With The Cameraman

It’s the new deadliest job in America, or L.A., at least. If this keeps up they should think about allowing [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: Vericose Veins Don’t Work as a Textile, Apparently

Tonight is the most depressing Project Runway of the season. Enter at your own risk. Tricky ass phone. Previously, I WAS [...]