Recaps
America's Best Dance Crew

America’s Best Dance Crew: We’ve Got Magic To Do, Just For You

Tonight on America’s Best Dance Crew, it’s the magic challenge! FEH. We’ve already seen this before, and done by better [...]


Survivor

Survivor: You Need To Get In The Ocean And Wash Your Ass

This week, on Survivor: Sandra becomes my best friend for life. Let’s hang out!Back from the ouster of Tom, [...]


Shear Genius

Shear Genius: Suckin’ It Hard

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s [...]


Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice: Rod Blagojevitch likes Balloons

He’s ALREADY fired. This week, the two teams have to design a new marketing campaign for Kodak. Sinbad and [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Models of the Runway and Flash Forward

Last night, Flash Forward struggled to put it together and the Models of the Runway struggled to not eat. Flash [...]


Sober House

Sober House: Taking Turns With The Cameraman

It’s the new deadliest job in America, or L.A., at least. If this keeps up they should think about allowing [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: Vericose Veins Don’t Work as a Textile, Apparently

Tonight is the most depressing Project Runway of the season. Enter at your own risk. Tricky ass phone. Previously, I WAS [...]


Millionaire Matchmaker

Millionaire Matchmaker: A Breath of Fresh Air and a Two-Timing Scumbag

Well, hello! How’ve you been? Did you abruptly stop eating red meat and move far, far away from [...]


Kell on Earth

Kell On Earth: Empowerment Doesn’t Pay The Bills

This week on Kell on Earth, it’s hard times. Kelly travels to LA to get some new business and [...]


American Idol

American Idol Results: Banging Empty Heads

Tonight on American Idol, a Jonas, a Montana, and a Demi walk into a bar… Do that headbanging thing you do [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Ugly Betty, Real World, Shear Genius, Survivor

Last night on TV, Tyson turkeyed the plan, a stylist lost her shit, Betty got her mouth caught in a [...]


90210

90210: It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday

Hey Gasmii! Let’s talk. We all know that 90210 isn’t Emmy bait. This is true for most [...]


Love Games

Love Games:What A Girl Wants!

Well folks. I thought it was over. I thought I’d escaped. But just when I think I’m out, they pull [...]


Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: Chocolate Pain

This week on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Ratings For March 15-21.

We love watching them sweat! Although Undercover Boss (CBS Sun. 9pm) can’t keep up with American Idol in the ratings game, [...]


Real Housewives of NYC

We’re headed back to New York with the bitches this week. The summer season in The Hamptons is over and [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: 90210, Millionaire Matchmaker, Lost

Last night, Annie got a stalker, Patti hooked someone up with lazy diction, and the smoke monster made some trouble. [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With the ??Stars

OK, so I get asked to be a recapper and I am thrilled and I ask if there are any [...]


Undercover Boss

Undercover Boss: GSI Commerce – Hey, what’s that?

This week’s episode of “Undercover Boss” features a rogue elf from Santa’s workshop who has split off from the pack [...]


American Idol

American Idol: You’re No Good

Tonight on American Idol, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Rat Hack It’s getting harder and harder to come up with new and exciting ways for [...]


Jessica Simpson's Price of Beauty

Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty: French Fries… Mmmm

“What city are we in again?” Welcome back to Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty! Tonight we have our second leg [...]


Damages

Damages: Birth, Wind, & Liar

Tom Shayes may have taken one step closer to his fateful demise, but Tate Donovan has a long and lengthy [...]


America's Best Dance Crew

America’s Best Dance Crew: Usher. Crusher of Saltines

Tonight is the Usher challenge on America’s Best Dance Crew. I honestly would never have said that I am an [...]


Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty: Everyone Hides Something, Except Urinary Issues

We open this episode of Ugly Betty in Justin’s acting class with Carol Kane as his teacher. J’adore her [...]


Flash Forward

FlashForward: All Washed Up

Part One of the massive event that is the Return of FlashForward: angst from Mark! Crazy from Olivia! A Villain! [...]


Amazing Race

The Amazing Race: The Death of Justin Bieber

Last week we all learned the Private Dicks are more prickish than dickish (just ask Team Zzzz), Team Big Bro [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Jessica Simpson, Damages, 24

Last night on TV, Jessica learned that skinny is pretty, Patty made some holes in the wall, and you’re never [...]


Real World

Real World: Too Punk Rock For This

Well, here we go again Gasmii. I just want to clarify one quick thing regarding my attitude toward our [...]


Tool Academy

Tool Academy 3: Just Trust Me Bitch!

Fran and Berry at your service for another episode of Tool Academy 3. Wow, Berry and I cannot believe [...]


Kell on Earth

Kell on Earth: Tanning Season Ends

This week on Kell on Earth, Robyn from the closet dates a hobbit, Kelly tries on hats and we lose [...]


High Society

High Society: Finally. A Show Worse Than Beautiful Life.

So far, High Society has clutched the title of least watched premiere in CW history from Mischa Barton’s death grip. [...]


About Last Night

About Last Night: Desperate Housewives and Undercover Boss

Last night on TV, the Desperate Housewives learned that Katherine shouldn’t work customer service lines. Undercover Boss: Alejandra This week on [...]


Lost

Lost: Hot Fuzz

This week on Lost, Sawyer hangs out with Liz Lemon, Kate and Mocke bond over mommy issues, Claire gets bitchslapped, [...]


America's Next Top Model

America’s Next Top Model: Two Fug Trains Get Derailed

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the girls go through two full photo shoots, with two surprising eliminations. [...]


Models of the Runway

Models Of The Runway: Get Yer Drink On

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, the ladies go out drinking. And yes, they even waste that opportunity for excitement. [...]


Bad Girls Club

Bad Girls Club: Reunion Part One

It’s time for the reunion show y’all! As usual it is being hosted by Perez Hilton, who by the way [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: New York’s Finest?

On tonight’s episode of Project Runway, the designers team up to create works inspired by New York neighborhoods. Wait a [...]


Shear Genius

Shear Genius: I’m Goin’ Back, Back, Back To My Roots

What’s up, people? You know how Cameltoe always ends each episode this season with her silly little tagline, “Hair [...]


Amazing Race

The Amazing Race: She’s Got Hiiiigh Hopes!

Time for the Germany leg we’ve all been waiting for! How do we know when we’re in Germany?! Cause when [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Results Show

I was seriously hoping this would be the week that Simon would rip off his shirt, climb up on stage, [...]