Tale of two asses.

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Holy Yoli showed us how she’s bagged so many rich dudes, …Brandi told [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! First off, I want to say a special thank you Dashley for covering for me last week with [...]

Kim’s got a breast-monkey on her back.

Only bad friends let you go on coke benders and call it a job assignment. Just be grateful I’m clothed, bitch Hannah, [...]

Sleeping with the Enemy

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with [...]

Bringing the “Fiesta” theme to Charlotte, North Carolina is the Stars’n Glitz pageant on this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.  [...]

Greetings to you, oh faithful Gasmii! I’m back from my hiatus and so is our man Gordon Ramsay. He’s in [...]

Some people sing well, some don’t, and there’s a fungal infection.

Two Jims.

Last week we met the contestants and Anthony brown nosed his way to victory in the foundation and elimination challenges [...]

Whale sings the body electric

Hey Gasmii! Back here with you for another exciting week of West Virginia misadventure! Last week Shae finally accepted the [...]

We pick up at Michelle’s birthday party. Shannon is still yelling at Ann. Andrea is still drinking. Andrea’s husband is [...]

This is how we duet.

Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass [...]

Hey, fellow Rose-Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m covering this week for the fantastic PopePhilly, whose recaps I read religiously every [...]

What is past isn’t always prologue, as the finale of “American Horror Story: Asylum” illustrated last night. Someone is getting [...]

This week on Cheer Perfection… Alisha cries because the moms are crazy. Shannon has the audacity to have Ann’s name in her mouth. Torrann doesn’t [...]

Get me a rabbi and some scissors, STAT. This Toddlers & Tiaras didn’t have too much drama, but it certainly had [...]

The Bizarro Episode

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Stallion meets donkey.

Hey Gasmii!   Let me start this minicap off by saying that I just watched four people eat for two hours [...]

WTF?

 Ok, they’re starting to lose me here. The episode opens with Carrie’s narration that “the eyes are the window to the [...]

We’re back… let’s see what these lovely ladies have been up to since last week. But more importantly, many thanks [...]

In which we learn that rich people can be as stanky as homeless people.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about [...]

Is Revenge getting desperate? “Collusion”? Maybe “Delusion” would be a better title? We wake up in bed with Emily having some [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon [...]

Renee burns some stuff and goes to rehab.

This week on Teen Mom 2…. Kailyn isn’t moving to Texas, but she does meet a new guy. She moves into [...]

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

The only way to get Mike to shut up.  Hey dudes (I loved that show)! The Shahs are back from Mexico, [...]

Previously on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Fred Flinstone got mad that someone suggested that his cavewoman was 900 years [...]

Well, it’s finally the episode where we see Tierra fall down the stairs. It was the most disappointing moment on [...]

This JUST happened.