Recaps
Awards Shows

Fashiongasm – 2010 Golden Globes

It’s award season! I could take or leave the self congratulatory show, but I lovelovelovelove the clothes. That’s [...]


Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Pus-Filled Uterus. Need I Say More?

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim gets a defective dog. Or the producers give Kim a [...]


Models of the Runway

Models Of The Runway: Meet The Feebles

Welcome to season two of Models Of The Runway! Here’s hoping that they add some model challenges this year. Personally, [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: NBC’s NEW 10pm Schedule

“No worries Jay, I’m here to save the network!” I have a funny feeling that NBC has been working on this [...]


Real World

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, VirginiaApple! Hola, Gasmii! In the spirit of this year’s Real World [...]


Heroes

Heroes: Damn The Plot Holes

86 Hours Ago… This guy was much handsomer. The first question I have is, why 86? Are they trying to [...]


American Idol

American Idol Atlanta: Gettin’ My Duck On

On tonight’s American Idol, Skara learns that sometimes the crazy ones CAN actually sing, we all learn that dental care [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: “LOST” Last Supper?

First of three…. The final season of ABC’s LOST begins Tuesday, Feb. 2nd. The teasers have been mulitiplying as the day [...]


Bad Girls Club

Bad Girls Club: The Shit Hits The Fan

Hello my fellow addicts. Are you ready for another trip to the Bad Girls Club? Here we go! This week starts [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: The Birth of the Flamingay

Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate [...]


Dollhouse

Dollhouse: Twist And Shout

Oh Gasmi, we got all we could ask for on this week’s Dollhouse, 345 trips back to that most magical [...]


Launch My Line

Launch My Line: This Jean Pool Sucks

This week on Launch My Line, we are treated to a spectacular of color and style the likes of which [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Notes on a Scandal

The Decieved Welcome back to The Bachelor, Season 1,400 “It’s Got To Work Sometime!” Or as ABC would rather call it, [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Designers…!

I swear she has a tape worm. Seems like only yesterday, doesn’t it…. that we saw the newest winner of Project [...]


VH1

Fantasia For Real: No More Douchebaggery

This week on Fantasia For Real: we see what the world would be like if Lil Wayne was paid [...]


American Idol

Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she [...]


VH1

Secrets of Aspen: Fishing for sympathy and…fish.

Yeah, we’re doing this. This week on Secrets of Aspen, we meet Erin, a truly annoying ass rich bitch who [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: New & Returning….

This just looks wrong to me…… There are more of our favorite shows returning. Here is just a quick look at [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: Meet the Cast

It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased [...]


Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: Puta Por Favor!

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan inherits a strip club from Karl. It sounds funny, but it’s really [...]


Auditiongasm

Auditiongasm ’10: Round One

We received your submissions, and now here are the best of what we got! Check out the recaps by following [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Absolutely Fantasia!

Cash Cow of the Family Sometimes winning American Idol isn’t a good thing. Season #3 winner, Fantasia Barrino, found that out [...]


Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore: GTL, WTF?

Fresh to death. So where did we leave off last time on Jersey Shore? Oh yes, Vinny was rolling around on [...]


Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty: Miss You Not So Much!

Welcome back to the first 2010 episode of Ugly Betty! For those of you playing at home, it’s now [...]


Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Dress Mess

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott continues to be the biggest douchebag the side of the equator [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: DVR Explosion at 9pm!

Will Bill add another ring to that finger this season? WHY? Why? Why must I choose….. This is the most difficult [...]


Heroes

Heroes: Geek Soup

Hey guys! Everyone recovered from the holidays? I must confess it’s taking me a little longer than usual to get [...]


Real Housewives of Orange County

Real Housewives of Orange County: Now That’s Just Sad

Simon and Tamra are getting divorced. The greatest love of our time, the marriage of the new milennium, has come [...]


Salon Takeover

In Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood stands Chicago Male, a men’s only salon owned by Scott. Scott also owns the most substantial [...]


Launch My Line

Launch My Line: Wild Cards

Happy new year, Gasmii! Hope you shooed away 2009 and welcomed 2010 in a truly spectacular fashion. I [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: On the Wings of Irrelevance

“Complimentary rose service begins after takeoff.” Hey, do you guys remember JAKE from Jillian’s season of The Bachelorette? He was that [...]


Real World

Real World DC: You’re My Dick

This week on The Real World, Dorkus gets shot down but picks himself up and gets himself a fug to [...]


Recaps

A Blury Look Back At The Last Decade’s Best Movies

Hey guys, what with it being the new year, and a new decade, I’ve been reading a bunch of those [...]


Celebrity Rehab

Celebrity Rehab: Mommy Never Loved Me But Daddy Shared His Weed

And the Bob is back! All hail the Bob! Season 3 of Celebrity Rehab is off and running with all the [...]


VH1

Secrets of Aspen: It’s ON Like Post-Menopausal Donkey Kong!

Laura, on her front. In this inaugural episode, Laura comes back to Aspen from (surprise surprise) Orange county and immediately [...]


Bad Girls Club

Bad Girls Club: There’s A New Twit In Town

Happy New Year Gasmi! I hope everyone has sobered up by now. On second thought, just in case this recap [...]


Real World

Real World DC: Change You Can Believe In?

All I have to say about the Real World is it’s like the Mafia. Once you’re in, you can [...]


Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: Oooooookkkkaaaay . . .

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: It’s all about “What Ifs” as the ladies imagine themselves in different ways, which for [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: FOOD Network Scores in 2010 Ratings.

Michelle & Mario co-ordinated their outfits. Iron Chef America on Food Network, had it’s highest ratings in it’s history. It came [...]


Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore: Bonding in the Aftermath

“We’re like, blood sistas now!” SO! We’ve had two entire weeks to digest the big black screen that represented Snooki getting [...]