It’s award season! I could take or leave the self congratulatory show, but I lovelovelovelove the clothes. That’s [...]
This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim gets a defective dog. Or the producers give Kim a [...]
Welcome to season two of Models Of The Runway! Here’s hoping that they add some model challenges this year. Personally, [...]
“No worries Jay, I’m here to save the network!” I have a funny feeling that NBC has been working on this [...]
***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, VirginiaApple! Hola, Gasmii! In the spirit of this year’s Real World [...]
86 Hours Ago… This guy was much handsomer. The first question I have is, why 86? Are they trying to [...]
On tonight’s American Idol, Skara learns that sometimes the crazy ones CAN actually sing, we all learn that dental care [...]
First of three…. The final season of ABC’s LOST begins Tuesday, Feb. 2nd. The teasers have been mulitiplying as the day [...]
Hello my fellow addicts. Are you ready for another trip to the Bad Girls Club? Here we go! This week starts [...]
Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate [...]
Oh Gasmi, we got all we could ask for on this week’s Dollhouse, 345 trips back to that most magical [...]
This week on Launch My Line, we are treated to a spectacular of color and style the likes of which [...]
The Decieved Welcome back to The Bachelor, Season 1,400 “It’s Got To Work Sometime!” Or as ABC would rather call it, [...]
I swear she has a tape worm. Seems like only yesterday, doesn’t it…. that we saw the newest winner of Project [...]
This week on Fantasia For Real: we see what the world would be like if Lil Wayne was paid [...]
Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she [...]
Yeah, we’re doing this. This week on Secrets of Aspen, we meet Erin, a truly annoying ass rich bitch who [...]
This just looks wrong to me…… There are more of our favorite shows returning. Here is just a quick look at [...]
It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan inherits a strip club from Karl. It sounds funny, but it’s really [...]
We received your submissions, and now here are the best of what we got! Check out the recaps by following [...]
Cash Cow of the Family Sometimes winning American Idol isn’t a good thing. Season #3 winner, Fantasia Barrino, found that out [...]
Fresh to death. So where did we leave off last time on Jersey Shore? Oh yes, Vinny was rolling around on [...]
Welcome back to the first 2010 episode of Ugly Betty! For those of you playing at home, it’s now [...]
This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott continues to be the biggest douchebag the side of the equator [...]
Will Bill add another ring to that finger this season? WHY? Why? Why must I choose….. This is the most difficult [...]
Hey guys! Everyone recovered from the holidays? I must confess it’s taking me a little longer than usual to get [...]
Simon and Tamra are getting divorced. The greatest love of our time, the marriage of the new milennium, has come [...]
In Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood stands Chicago Male, a men’s only salon owned by Scott. Scott also owns the most substantial [...]
Happy new year, Gasmii! Hope you shooed away 2009 and welcomed 2010 in a truly spectacular fashion. I [...]
“Complimentary rose service begins after takeoff.” Hey, do you guys remember JAKE from Jillian’s season of The Bachelorette? He was that [...]
This week on The Real World, Dorkus gets shot down but picks himself up and gets himself a fug to [...]
Hey guys, what with it being the new year, and a new decade, I’ve been reading a bunch of those [...]
And the Bob is back! All hail the Bob! Season 3 of Celebrity Rehab is off and running with all the [...]
Laura, on her front. In this inaugural episode, Laura comes back to Aspen from (surprise surprise) Orange county and immediately [...]
Happy New Year Gasmi! I hope everyone has sobered up by now. On second thought, just in case this recap [...]
All I have to say about the Real World is it’s like the Mafia. Once you’re in, you can [...]
Tonight on Desperate Housewives: It’s all about “What Ifs” as the ladies imagine themselves in different ways, which for [...]
Michelle & Mario co-ordinated their outfits. Iron Chef America on Food Network, had it’s highest ratings in it’s history. It came [...]
“We’re like, blood sistas now!” SO! We’ve had two entire weeks to digest the big black screen that represented Snooki getting [...]







