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Minicap: Dance Moms

Much ado about nothing.


The Taste

The Taste minicap: Let the games begin!

Hola Gasmii!  And welcome to Episode 3 of the Taste.  Finally, we are getting to the real competition where the [...]


Screening Room

Lisa Wants Apology, Kyle Wants Commission: RHOBH Parody ReDub: Next Week On: 3.12

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how [...]


The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Recap: UpChuck and Di

Oh look Halloween in February!!  I guess this really illustrates that this show was supposed to be on in the [...]


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Nashville Recap: You Win Again

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s [...]


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Girls Recap: Its A Shame About Ray

Two steps forward, three steps back for almost everyone on “Girls” this week. Hannah has stuck to her guns as Elijah [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Minicap: Vanderpump Rules

This JUST happened.


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RHOBH Recap: Stand By Your Man(‘s Commission)

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne accused Brandi of character assassination after calling her a drug addict [...]


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MiniCap: Drag Race

Detox has had enough. OFFICIALLY!


The Taste

The Taste: Episode 2 – It’s all about the what?

Good morning Gasmii! Are you all enjoying this show as much as I am?  No?  Eh, it’s hard to really get [...]


The Bachelor

Minicap: The Bachelor

Con: There are four damn hours of “The Bachelor” this week.Pro: Living Social sent me an offer for a bottle [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Blegh

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!


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Dallas Recap: A New Season And More Crazy Bitches

It’s been a long five and a half months, but Dallas is back!  This season promises to be full of [...]


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Face Off Recap: When Hell Freezes Over

Frozen hellsicles.


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Gag Me With A Cruise

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: No Means NO!

If you are wondering when to pack it in, the time was yesterday. The Cheetah-licious pageant of this week’s Toddlers & [...]


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BUCKWILD Recap: The Bonfire of the Hormones

Hey Gasmii!  Last week: The boys outperformed the girls at the visiting rodeo when they stayed on the bulls longer, and [...]


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Bad Girls Club Recap: Molly-Whopped

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. [...]


American Idol

Are you there AI, it’s me ToneDeaf

I’m going to keep a running tab of how many times Ryan Seacrest says SUPERSTAR and if it gets into [...]


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Dance Moms Recap: Everybody Cries. Literally

Studio Blues.


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The Biggest Loser: Courtney Love

Hi there Gasmii, long time no see. Just kidding I’m just catching you. Previously on TBL, Utah kicked ass, Don [...]


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Catfish Recap: A Model, Idiot.

Online dating at an international crossroads.


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BUCKWILD Minicap: Episodes 9 and 10

Hey Gasmii! On this week’s BUCKWILD, the hormones, they were a-raging: Anna finally got some. Tyler and Katie stopped circling [...]


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Drag Race Recap: All T, All Shade

It’s severe up in here.


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Cheer Perfection Recap: Poster Board-Gate

We start out with memories of the big wins for the Fab 5 last weekend in Chicago. This week they [...]


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American Idol: This Girl (And Ship) Is On Fire

Hi, Gasmii! PopePhilly here with another round of “American Idol” auditions. I’ll be honest, I didn’t realize this show was [...]


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The Biggest Loser Recap: Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Other Kids.

Hiiiiii. Taterz again.Sorry about the LONG break between this and the last recap. Getting the flu midway through last week [...]


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2: Alphabet Soup (IUD, DNA, GED)

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… [...]


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Cheer Perfection Minicap: Senior Gray!

This episode was actually fun for me. After what’s been a pretty lousy week, it was so fun to see [...]


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno

WTF just happened?


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras MiniCap

Despite the name “Cheetalicious” pageant, this Toddlers & Tiaras episode was pretty tame overall.  The director of this Oklahoma pageant [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor Recap: Attack of the Tierrable!

Hey there, Gasmii! PopePhilly back for this week’s episode of “The Bachelor.” Last week, we saw Kacie get permanently placed in the [...]


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…


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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: 2000 Facebook Friends and Irv

Denise Richards’ dad is a sweetie.


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Trailer Trash: This week in Theaters 02/01/13

Hey hey Gasmii!  TheMiki here, checking out what’s coming to a theater near you this weekend.  Spoiler alert: It’s all [...]


Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens Podcast #58: What Crappens in Vegas

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on [...]


The Taste

Minicap: The Taste

Hello Gasmii!  I told you I’d get the minicap up lickity split, are you excited?  ARE YOU! Well you should be [...]


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Minicap: Dance Moms

R.I.P. Broadway Baby :( Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take [...]


Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Recap: What happens in Vegas…

will follow you the eff home if you do it on national television.


Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Lives of Douchebags

These people are the wooooooorst.