Recaps
America's Best Dance Crew

America’s Best Dance Crew: Feathers & Flames

This week America’s Best Dance Crew decides to rub salt in the open wound of Rhythm City’s elimination by not [...]


90210

90210: There’s A She Wolf In Annie’s Closet

This week on 90210, Kelly’s back, Jen’s not and EmoAnnie’s spine grows 3 inches in a day! In other [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: “Flash Forward”

“What the hell just happened?” One one new show premiering tonight, Flash Forward on ABC at 8pm. Let’s talk about it…..I’m [...]


Flipping Out

Flipping Out: A Slap in the Face and A Knife in the Back

Remember last week when I said that everyone needed a fashion intervention except for Trace because he only owned a [...]


More To Love

More to Love: The Fat Apple doesn’t fall far from the Jesus Tree.

Forgo the diet for an EXTRA HELPING OF MORE TO LOVE! This week on more to love, fatass dreams do come [...]


The Beautiful Life

The Beautiful Life: Plaid Can Lead to a New Wonderful Thin Life

Welcome to The Beautiful Life. I still don’t know what the TBL is for, besides annoying me which Ashton [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With The Stars: Fruit Bar

Hello sweeties! It’s night two of Dancing With The Stars. Tonight it’s the women’s turn to strut their stuff or [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With the Stars: Five Hours a Week is a Part Time Job

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Bring on the Laughs!

“One Big Straight Gay Multi-Cultural Traditional Happy Family Comedy” It’s ABC’s turn to showcase it’s comedy line-up tonight……The Dunphy’s: Phil, Luke, [...]


Auditiongasm

Auditiongasm: The Final Smackdown

You have chosen your two finalists for a final smackdown and the Kardashian girls are just too ridiculous to ignore. [...]


TV Patrol

Ratings Day: How’d Leno Do?

“I’m a Yo-Yo!” It’s time to see what we were all watching last week……..NBC is “The King of the World”, or [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With The Stars: The Beginning of Five Hours of Your Life

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance [...]


Toddlers and Tiaras

Hard to believe, but this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras takes the cake. A cake topped with rhinestones and [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: NCIS Returns!

I didn’t know there was a book! The Good Wife, on CBS, is one of three new shows premiering tonight. Two [...]


Awards Shows

The 2009 Emmys: Television Bops Its Baloney For Over Three Hours

Life is funny sometimes. When I want to engage in self-abuse, I lock all the doors and make sure [...]


Models of the Runway

Models of the Runway: Newspaper Filler

No one can tear their eyes away. This week on Models of the Runway nothing much happens. Shocking, I know.Well moments [...]


Survivor

Survivor: The Quest For Camera Time

Tonight, on Survivor: I’M NOT WATCHING LYDIA AND NATALIE ANYMORE! YESSSS! Also, some attention-loving jerk burns a few things.Majestic [...]


Glee

And…Will drives up in his tin can car and the radiator (? Exhaust pipe? Engine?!) is dragging on the ground. [...]


Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser: The Weighting Game

Greetings, Gasmii! We’re back for yet another season of The Biggest Loser! This is my first time watching [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: DVR Explosion!

?Are we ready for this? Tonight is an overload of shows returning for a new season, but only one new [...]


America's Next Top Model

America’s Next Top Model: Super Smeyes Needs to Die.

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra teaches us how to make up words. I can do it [...]


So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance: Screaming For Attention

Time for the second hour of auditions on So You Think You Can Dance (dance…….dance)! Cat tells us that this [...]


Real Housewives of Atlanta

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Scrambled Egos: Twisted Ankles, Broken Dreams

Hi Gasmii– It’s another action-crammed episode of RHOA, with special emphasis on how selfish Kim is, how talented Kandi [...]


America's Best Dance Crew

America’s Best Dance Crew: WHY?????

So before we get into the recap this week I have to first apologize for my tardiness in writing this. [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: My Emmy Picks!

A Class Act! The 61st Annual Emmy Awards are LIVE on CBS tomorrow night at 8pm.(est). That is unless the NFL [...]


Top Chef

Top Chef: Yippee Ki Yi Yay, Git Along Little Cheffies

Welcome back boys and girls (and anyone undecided)! This may come as a complete shock to some of you, [...]


90210

90210: Annie, Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie?

This week on 90210, Matthews takes the hobo chic look to a new level, Liam gets more than one line [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Friday & Saturday Let-Down

Eric Roberts is once again employed. CRASH, the STARZ Network’s edgy new series, returns for a 2nd season tonight at [...]


Design Star

Design Star: Saved by your Balls

It’s episode 8 of Design Star and we’ve officially sucked out the silicone and made room for the final three. [...]


Melrose Place

Melrose Place: Nightingale: Mommie Deadest

Oh Gasmii– The new Melrose debuted to 2.3 million viewers and dropped down to 1.8 million with Episode #2. Too bad [...]


Hell's Kitchen

Hell’s Kitchen: Whistle Britches Is NOT French.

Howdy there folks. Yeah yeah I know its been a little long for this recap. But since Hell’s Kitchen didn’t [...]


Project Runway

Project Runway: Preposterous Spewing

This week on Project Runway, the LA Times finally proves itself useful. If an adjective’s under four syllables, he’s not using [...]


Big Brother

We Miss You Already, Cheniqua!

by Nick the Intern Big Brother 11 is over and put to bed, and I for one am depressed. To make [...]


Real Chance of Love

Chance of Love Double Feature- Hunt for Big Foot and Stallionaire Slam II

Not again! and Britney thinks she’s got it rough, damn paparazzi! Howdy! This week we have a Chance of Love [...]


True Blood

TRUE BLOOD: Time To Make The Yahtzee

Hey Gasmi, well this is it, the season finale of True Blood. We’re coming down to the wire and [...]


Flipping Out

Flipping Out: Where Are Stacy and Clinton When You Need Them?

Seriously. I’m a big fan of the crossover – you know, where the characters from one television show appear [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Big Premiere Night!

“JOEL McHALE!” This is the biggest night of prime-time premieres so far this season. It’s going to be hard to [...]


America's Got Talent

America’s Got Talent: The Final Countdown

The real gift to America: a legion of undiscovered talent, or the three hours we’ll all be gaining every week? [...]


Mad Men

Mad Men: Everything (And So Much Of It)

Did you know that in the 60s, childbirth turned you into an impossibly beautiful Disney princess? This show is so [...]


Glee

***Please welcome your newest recapper into the fold, SoiledUndies! You have been requesting Glee, so we are delivering with four [...]