She’s gonna need teeth if she comes to my school.

Aliens Among Us I didn’t remember the man boobs. Greetings Gasmii!  Is that crickets I hear chirping?  Are WaffleBoy and I the only [...]

This Indian dude has a $22,000 gold shirt.  Time to step up your game, Shahs. Okay, so that guy is [...]

Shaking things up.

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! Welcome to the train wreck that started it all. That’s right, I’m talking about “The Bachelor.” This is [...]

She’s got the power Revenge returned this week with a nod to the Revenge of yore. You see, way back when [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to [...]

Hi Gasmii! It’s so great to be back! I have missed you guys so much. After Honey Boo Boo ended, [...]

Ana! Calm down! Alexia’s boobs! Calm down!

Heyyy youuuu guuuuuys! It’s me, Taterz, and I’m back recapping no one’s favorite weight loss show, The Biggest Loser! In [...]

This JUST happened.

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, OJ killed his wife, whose best friend then cashed in by spreading [...]

Come one, come all to the endless circus that is “The Bachelor!” Greetings, Gasmii! PopePhilly here. I’ll be your guide through [...]

And all was right again We’re ba-aaack!  And so is our favorite tool in the game of REVENGE.  The red pen! [...]

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

  Isaac’s next line at Target Hola Gasmii!!!! I am finally caught up on Project Runway Allstars: The Race for Aryan Supremacy. [...]

It’s just too, too much! Here we are in horse country to see some horses’ asses on this episode of Toddlers [...]

****Please welcome Auditiongasm winner, Dashley!!  Hey Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m so excited to be losing my Official-Recapper-on TVGasm virginity. Auditiongasm [...]

***Please welcome your Auditiongasm runner up (by like two percentage points. Really close, people), NouveauPoor!! Happy bleeping birthday to bleeping Amy’s [...]

  The Good Old Days!   Hola Gasmii!!! A Happy New Year and 2,013 apologies for totally missing the Christmas week episode [...]

Am I the only one that walks around their house screaming, “If you fall again, I will replace you”? Because [...]

New season, same nonsense.

This week, Project Runway All Stars helps military veterans look as homely as possible to make them appreciate their uniforms [...]

Finally- a Ryan Murphy show featuring a musical number that I can tolerate. I was right- the mere absence of [...]

This is one dedicated pageant dad. We’re still in Kentucky this week at the International Fresh Faces:  Kentucky Derby pageant for [...]

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

This week, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) take time to reflect on the wonderful crap [...]

Happy 2013, Gasmii! I hope everyone partied hard and stayed safe. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday [...]

Let’s do this!

I am walking history

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

Happy New Year ya little rascals! I am piecing together the Winter schedule and thought it would be a good [...]

 ***Our newest recapper, JRLives, gets a quick lesson on TVgasm by filtering the best of your December comments! Welcome to [...]

This is turning out to be a fantastic season of Toddlers & Tiaras thanks to the focus being put back [...]

***While we wait for TV to get off it’s lazy butt and show it’s face again, enjoy this Frosty recap. [...]

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to [...]

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

A new year is almost upon us, and we need to start it with a fresh, new, hilarious recapper. The [...]