Recaps
Harper's Island

Harper’s Island: Thrack, Splack, Sizzle: 2001 A Waste Odyssey

Gasmii Gasmii Gasmii! We’re halfway through the season and the rumors and theories are buzzing across the internet. Unfortunately for [...]


So You Think You Can Dance

Holla Gasmi! Welcome to the second day of auditions for So You Think You Can Dance (dance ……… dance). Tonight [...]


Fashion Show

Fashion Show: You Can Put Your Foot in Your Mouth. It’s Vegan.

This week on Fashion Show, I have never been more grateful for my fugly ass Crocs in my life. Nope. Still [...]


New York Goes to Work

In honor of this week’s job on New York Goes to Work, I busted out my old Ouija board, and [...]


The Unusuals

The Unusuals: The Tape Delay

A geriatric crime spree divides Banks and Delahoy while Casey Schraeger struggles with coming out of the closet about being [...]


Real Housewives of New Jersey

Dear Gasmi, This week we learn about Lauren’s waxing phobia, the lengths that a modeling agency will go to for free [...]


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Race Dating and More!

Slaying the dragons. So here we go again getting into another season of The Bachelorette! ABC has, of course, chosen to [...]


Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Broken Hearts & Closet Gnomes

Well lovies looks like we are being treated to a two parter season ending extravaganza this week on Keeping Up [...]


Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty: Season Finale and All the Trimmings!

Hello Gasmii! The season finale of Ugly Betty does not disappoint, what with it’s intrigue, interviews, job-stealing, love-child aborting/adopting, [...]


TV Patrol

The Ratings Are In!

Was it his marketable image that put Kris in the ‘winner’s circle’? It’s been a week since our new American [...]


Rock of Love

Charm School: Class

Last week on Charm School: Marcia loved Ricki Lake, Hos donated clothes, Beverly assaulted Porno and got booted off [...]


Reality TV

Make Me a Supermodel: Suck in the Gut, Stick out the Butt!

This week, A Tarp guest judges. Not surprisingly, said tarp has more personality than Tyson and all the models combined. [...]


Daisy of Love

Daisy of Love: No Skunks Were Harmed In The Filming Of This Episode

But you better believe some drunks were. After the entertaining masterpiece that was last week’s episode, this week was a bit [...]


The Hills

The Hills: Feudal Blue Balls

Howdy Ho my little ‘Gasmic lovebirds! This week was the second-to-last episode of the season (and second-to-last for the remaining [...]


Auditiongasm

Auditiongasm Summer 09: Finals

We had a pretty incredible turnout this year at Auditiongasm, and have brought you three formidable competitors. Check out their [...]


Lost

Lost: Bomb’s Away!

In the final installment of Lost this season, we find out what’s in the box, who’s in the foot, and [...]


Prison Break

Prison Break Series Finale: Mission Implausible Accomplished

Swan song Sigh! And squee! And noooo! I won’t spoil anything right now, just in case, but I have to [...]


Fashion Show

Fashion Show: It’s a Dress and a Sleeping Pill!

This week on Fashion Show, Not Beyonce struggles with simple English and a model falls asleep on the runway. Who [...]


The Cougar

The Cougar: Is This Show Still On?

If this was a show where I even slightly believed that Stacey would end up with one of her suitors, [...]


Rock of Love

Charm School with Ricki Lake

***Please welcome your newest recapper, TheMiki, to the mix with Charm School. This was just assigned, so please give her [...]


Harper's Island

Harper’s Island: Sploosh: Splatter-Day Night Fever

Dear Gasmii, Due to a techno-glitch, the recap for the May 23 episode of Harper’s Island was inadvertently deleted from TVgasm [...]


So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance: The Good, The Bad and the Crazy

Holla Gasmi! Dust off those tap shoes, pull that bunched-up leotard out of your ass, and keep your becdazzler handy. [...]


Real Housewives of New Jersey

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Just Say No!!

Dear Gasmi, This week our ladies find time between money laundering and pasta making to do some parenting, Jersey style. Not [...]


Recaps

Trashback: Award Winning Crap

Well it’s another week and time for another crap movie. Now while at first glance you might think a [...]


American Idol

American Idol Finale: Skara Wins!

Tonight, it’s finale time!! There are lots and lots of senior citizens shaking their man boobs and playing meemaw anthems [...]


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Canada Calling

“And on top of everything, my bra shows in this dress!” Welcome to The Bachelorette! So I’m not sure if any [...]


Survivor

Survivor Reunion: Lie Detector Fest

It’s reunion time! After this, we can all forget that Coach exists!We begin thing by congratulating JT, who is [...]


Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl: There’s A Killer Donut Place Around The Corner

The season finale brings us tears, laughter, drama, break-ups, get-togethers, drunk girls, stoned parents, unkempt hair, juicy secrets, slutty attire, [...]


90210

90210: You Know, I Wish That I Had Jesse’s Girl

The last episode of 90210 of the season is here! Praise the Lord! Can I get an Amen? [...]


Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: Meh. At Least It’s Over.

It’s the final episode of the 5th and crappiest season! Yay! Tonight’s first episode is entitled “Everybody Says [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Ham or Twinkies?

Tonight, it’s between a gay ham and a yawny twink. I CAN’T BELIVE IT’S ALMOST OVER! I will miss this [...]


Survivor

Survivor: Man Friends

Tonight, on Survivor: The big finale. WHO WILL WIN? Yeah, there’s really no suspense about that this season.Back [...]


New York Goes to Work

New York Goes To Work: Franks and Beans!

This show is killing me! To help speed the process along, I’ve decided to mirror New York’s job each week [...]


TV Patrol

It’s Ratings Day!

Season Finales The “Midseason” is winding down. Only a few shows left to finish their runs. Can you guess who [...]


TV Patrol

CBS Fall Schedule

“I would never leave you Flipit dear.” As I said yesterday, CBS did indeed pick up Medium & put it [...]


The Hills

The Hills: The Good, The Bad and The Fired

On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer GET ENGAGED!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!! HOLY SHIT! Again? LC brings us up to date on all [...]


Recaps

Trashback: A Two Day Dump

Hi guys, good to be back, and thanks to everyone at Moviegasm for allowing me to spend time talking about [...]


Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : The Loose Skin Edition

This week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, I’m tired of typing already. But because of my love for you [...]


Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty: Y.E.T.I.-Schmetty, Betty

J’adorable Suzuki St. Pierre kicks off this episode of Ugly Betty with an update of the Meade Publications saga, calling [...]


Grey's Anatomy

Grey’s Anatomy: The Big 100

This week on Grey’s Anatomy, put on your top hats kids because not only is it the 100th episode, but [...]