Recaps
Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: Ladies Who Love Ladies Who Love Losers Who Love Losers

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Carlos gets a huge promotion that comes with a huge blast from the past; Lynette [...]


Little Miss Perfect

Little Miss Perfect: Ashley’s Mom Needs a Bra

It’s a pageant, it’s entertainment and it’s a college education. At least that’s the thinking of one pageant Mom. [...]


Bad Girls Club

Bad Girls Club: The Amber Show

Hello peeplets! This week is a special week on Bad Girls Club. The Ambers take over! Doo doo doo doo [...]


TV Patrol

The Numbers Are In!

Yes we made the “Top Ten”, but are we #1? ABC’s Dancing With the Stars premiered last Monday with the highest [...]


Amazing Race

Amazing Race: U Turned Me Off

Last week we learned that Kris and Amanda should never procreate, Tammy needs to buy a Garmin so she can [...]


Real World

Real World Brooklyn: Cage Dances and Furniture Flipping

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. Today begins with a bummer. Katelynn’s bank account is overdrawn again. [...]


Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up With The Kardasians: Kourt’s First Kover

Hi guys. Me again with another installment of this craptacular show known as Keeping up With The Kardashians! Let’s jump [...]


Survivor

Survivor: Faking It

Tonight, on Survivor: dentists throughout the world cringe. We open on what seems to be the beginnings of an [...]


Brothers and Sisters

Brothers and Sisters: In Which the Shit Finally Hits the Fan

Okay, so here’s the deal: I have company coming to stay in less than two hours, and I only just [...]


Damages

Damages: Uh Oh. Out Come the Skeletons

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum – I smell the scent of a backstabbing Dum…In further news, Patty nearly made me wet [...]


Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty: Iron Chef Ignacio and His Magical Molé

I think many of us have those days where we try on everything on our closets and nothing looks good [...]


I Love Money

I Love Money 2: Fowl Play

This week on I Love Money 2, the episode is awesome! Who’da thunkit? We open to everyone shit-talkin’, which is [...]


Hell's Kitchen

Hell’s Kitchen: Mazel Tov!

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, JP wonders who he pissed off in production, a boy becomes a man, and [...]


Real Housewives of NYC

Dear Gasmi, This week JZ and Brad make a pitch for their own gay sitcom; Bethenny gets to play covergirl; Ramona [...]


Little Miss Perfect

Little Miss Perfect: Big Red Nose

Pageant mentors are as important to pageants as big red noses are to clowns. You just have to have [...]


24

24: Dr. Quinn, Bad Medicine Man!

   Greetings Gasmii! This week, ’24′ has the remedy for whatever ails you. Bored? Well, how about a bunch of shit [...]


American Idol

American Idol Results: Your Lazy Eye is Out

Tonight, on American Idol Results, dreams get multilated and ripped limb by limb not once, but twice! And the Judges [...]


Make Me a Supermodel

Make Me a Supermodel: Plexi-glass, Pasties and Peppermint, Bitch!

Happy Undergarments Hey YO! Welcome to the world renowned, celebrity-studded recap of Bravo Tv’s MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL! WOHOOO! [...]


The City

The City: A Multipletude of Badness

Tonight on The Shitty: Jay tells Whit about his upcoming tour, which has bad repercussions; Whit completely outshines Olivia [...]


Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: Tom Scavo is an A-Hole!

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Orson develops what is supposed to be a bad habit, but it’s mostly just lame [...]


America's Next Top Model

America’s Next Top Model: Keep It Cute, Or Put It On Mute

Hey there, hi there, ho there, fashion-fans! I’m so happy to be once again sitting here in the dark [...]


House

House: Diagnosis: Diarrhea Of The Mouth

Let me set the scene for y’all: Dim lights. The soft clink of silver and china. The back of a [...]


Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping Up With The Kardashians : Free Khloe

Hi there Gasmi! It’s me Cherie. Don’t know who I am? Yeah well me neither. When Flipit asked if I [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Thursday Thrills

“This is hard work!” Just what is this golden bikini-wearing beauty doing that is soooo hard? Check it out after the [...]


Rock of Love

Rock of Love Bus: What? You Can’t Do Something Nice for Someone?

Welcome back to the only way to traverse every state fair ground east of the Mississippi, the Rock Of Love [...]


Making the Band

Making the Band 4: Baby I Got Your Money, Don’t You Worry

This week on Making the Band, we learn that no one is safe from the failing economy. And that [...]


American Idol

American Idol: Dear Michael

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TV Patrol

Ratings Day

“Will you let me break your heart on national TV? It’s in my contract.” The ratings are in & The Bachelor [...]


Bad Girls Club

Bad Girls Club: Two For The Price Of One

This week I am still pissed off so I will be foregoing sitting on my exercise ball and use a [...]


Drag Race

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Ball of Shame

Cootchie cootchie kook Here we go again. First of all, I was raised to beleive that talent should be rewarded and failure [...]


Real World

Real World Brooklyn: Ask The Tranny

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn, where everyone dreams big, and the camera crews following them around make that [...]


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: My Old Kentucky Throw-Down

Well, not really. We open this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras with pageant director Aimee Adkins telling us that [...]


Survivor

Survivor: Sex and Beans

This week, on Survivor: Jalapao does me a solid. Thanks, guys!Timbira, Night 9. Coach gets the first [...]


Watercooler

Contest/Giveaway: South Park: Season 12 DVD

It’s been a while since we’ve had a contest, so I thought I’d start the week off with one. [...]


For the Love of Ray J

For the Love of Ray J: It’s not over until Feminem ruins it

This week’s episode opens with Ray J, The Cowardly Lion and the Mute waking up on the floor together. I [...]


I Love Money

I Love Money 2: Reindeer Games

This week on I Love Money 2, Prancer goes down in history! Okay, maybe not, but that doesn’t mean [...]


Lost

Lost: That 70′s Show

This week on Lost, Sawyer gets in touch with his inner softy, Juliet learns how to fix a carburetor, Dick [...]


Damages

Damages: You Got Your Prom Date Pregnant

Mystery, intrigue and long-awaited for make-out sessions. Plus karaoke, Damages-style! Won’t be anything left! Ellen is walking to another clandestine meeting with [...]


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Sunday Smorgasbord

Let’s get cookin’! FINALLY!!! Breaking Bad is back for it’s second season. We’ll get to see just why Bryan Cranston deserved [...]


Hell's Kitchen

Hell’s Kitchen: Oragami is the Great Unifier

This week, American Idol is not satisfied with monopolizing the air waves during its eighteen thousand hours of scheduled time [...]