Every single thing about this episode pissed me off.  If I were Marlon, I would’ve walked out of the house [...]

Well, Dance Moms is back. It seems like just yesterday that their season ended… but it was actually about two [...]

Hola Tabbies! Welcome back for another hour of fun with our favorite Aussie – Tabatha! This week she visits a [...]

Jalleytocali tackles the movie releases for the weekend of June 7th

Minicap of MasterChef

Wherein everyone gets paid, but only one gets to play Mortal Kombat whilst rapping in Portuguese.

And we’re back, Gasmii!  Last night’s season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras wasn’t too crazy – more a roll-your-eyes as [...]

The rules are there are no rules.

One bitch down, seven to go! OMG GASMII!!!  I can’t believe it!  We are five episodes in, and not only [...]

Hellow, Gasmii. Welcome to another season of “America’s Got Talent.” I’ll be completely honest, I didn’t even realize this show [...]

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) welcome back “The Real [...]

The bloodfeud continues…

Penis envy taken to new levels.

These bitches are craaaaaazy!!!

  This is it kids. Or should I say, this is it Moli, Frekkles and Rach… the 3 people who watch [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! PopePhilly coming at you with this season of “America’s Got Talent.” Did you know that was still a [...]

Sex, bills & stalkers

Hey Gasmii! Last week was a premiere fueled with the douchebaggery of hot males, so we’re off to a rip [...]

No one is having sex

This JUST happened.

Jews, Shoes and Pools

Here we go again…  Welcome back to Season 9 of Food Network Star… and aside from Guy Fieri, can you name [...]

 Okay. I know you’re all freaking the eff out over the Red Wedding. And we’ll get there. I’ve waited YEARS [...]

Last week on Breaking Amish, Sabrina got into a white trash battle royale with Jeremiah’s on-again/off-again girlfriend, Kim.  We resume [...]

The saga continues…

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, Zach mangled the pronunciation of common Japanese ingredients, Ja’Nel fell apart during dinner service, and [...]

The auditions are over, and it’s time to find out what’s in the first box!

Last week, the Biermanns were making plans to keep making babies.  Since they can’t keep their paws off of each [...]

JalleytoCali tackles this weekend’s movie releases and sees if there is anything worth watching.

 The Power of Eduardo Compels Me!! Last week the girls discussed their menses and Britany failed at modeling. This week [...]

Double Dose of Auditions from your Dopey Recapper

Sorry about the lack of a recap last week.  I was out of town.  Don’t be mad, it’s not like [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome back to another recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I hope all you Tabbies are ready, because [...]

The sun sets on the majestic town of Savannah, Georgia.  Darkness descends on the looming ropes of Spanish moss.  Beautiful [...]

Nick is taking Ryan to see that band that is going to invade Pat’s house, poop in his toilet, eat all of his cheese food products, and sleep with his gerbil

Hola Gasmii!  I would love to start out this recap and apologize for its lateness and then I realized I [...]

Sex calendars, a dog couch, and a partridge in a pear tree

And lush is the new moist.

You will each be assigned one standard issue neuralyzer.    This week the models test out their concierge skills, by catering to [...]

Status quo antebellum!