This week on Top Chef, Ariane’s a weenie. No, we don’t deserve you. Please shut your pie hole, lady. Previously on [...]

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta! It’s the finale, which would normally make me sad, but considering [...]

Okay, so Sugar might be sort of awesome. We are back to Nobag (and no, I will not be making any [...]

There’s alot going on tonight & I want to bring some of the good stuff directly to your attention. We [...]

Dear Gasmii, This week not only do we get to learn about Hugger John’s personal boundaries, we also get to see [...]

Tonight, the battle’s on! It’s ‘Dangerous Danny’ vs ‘Skreech’ on CMT at 10pm. “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling” has got [...]

The recent rash of cancelled shows has made me take stock of just what TV shows will not be back [...]

This week is all about truth. Truth for me usually meant an ass whooping when I was a kid. I [...]

Let’s just rename this show now: Dick Up Artist, anyone? This was the freeze frame we settled on to leave on [...]

Aaaaah you guys! Semi-finals! Really, what they mean is, it’s the second to last week! Ayii! Exclamation point! In case [...]

Get it, because it was really quiet, and also they drilled a lot of holes? Get it? Huh? Mission: Implausible! Anyway, this [...]

This week on House: independence, metaphors and parallel plots, oh my. Which doctor is going to have an identity crisis, [...]

This week on Girls Next Door we are blessed with part two of the two-part nationwide search for a 55th [...]

CMT’s airing “Larry the Cable Guy’s Star-Studded Christmas Extravaganza” at 9pm. Larry has his buddies Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engval [...]

This week on Heroes, Previously: Peter sent Parkman to the African jungle, or as we called it in my house, [...]

This week on Charm School, the girls give back to the community by starring in PSAs. Seriously. This is your [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”? Well, [...]

Welcome back everyone! Last week was quite a doozie – violent body painting, double crossing, and most importantly, the Divorcees [...]

I watched “50 Cent: The Power & The Money”, on MTV (10pm tonight), and I was pleasantly surprised. I expected [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives, Lynette finds out about Porter’s little accident; Julie comes back and Susan’s not so happy with [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”. Well [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”. Well [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”. Well [...]

“Criminal Minds” on CBS, tonight at 9pm, is always in the “Top Ten” ratings. They make their guest stars into [...]

This week on Stylista, Gay Sidekick calls Joey McIntire who calls Megan unqualified who calls Devin unqualified who calls Hate [...]

“God, I’m exhausted of this nonsense.” This week’s episode of The Hills seemed like it should have aired two episodes ago, [...]

Ah, Gasmii, don’t you just love technology? Especially the kind of technology that makes your computer crap out on [...]

All right guys, sorry I’m a little late on this recap. I was sleeping. No I wasn’t. I’m confusing [...]

This week, on Survivor: People referring to themselves in the third person. References to “keeping it real”. Unfortunate [...]

Dear Crabby: What one accessory does every girl need to have? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Couch: A Red-Ryder carbine-action, two [...]

This week on Grey’s Anatomy, morning dawns with Izzie and Alex cuddled in bed. Izzie leaves Alex to sneak out [...]

In last week’s episode of charm school, everyone but Brandi C. is glad Megan is gone. The lesson is “girls [...]

Those hags in Atlanta are on their last episode already. Their ‘finale’ is on BRAVO tonight at 10pm. I know [...]

This contest has been hi-jacked by two Bill Lawrence shows! I have four copies of Scrubs: Season 7 to [...]

This week on Heroes, we find out that Meredith was the most boring character even a year before all this [...]

The networks are already shoving the holidays down our throats! I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I [...]

This week on Gossip Girl, Jenny and Bart compete for the title of Dumbest Person EVER while Chuck is a [...]

This week, Top Chef is baaaaaack! Finally, lesbian prisoners are given a shot! First I have to say how great it is [...]

With the “Farewell to TRL”, the loss of 60 lbs for “Ruby”, the return of “Orangutan Island”, & “Dexter” teaming [...]

Dear Gasmii, This week’s episode brings to light such challenging questions as why such a major douchebag as Frank Mir is [...]