Happy Finale Season, Gasmii!  I hope you all get what you want in terms of character arcs and plot resolutions [...]

This JUST happened.

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Winter Finale – How Many Weeks Are We Off???!!?!?

A new day in AC.

Family Time!

Howdy Gasmii, you know, just when you get into a routine, Bravo goes and changes things all up! WTF COHEN?! [...]

Coordinating government models.

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find [...]

The Browns come up wanting. Again.

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour [...]

I work all day. 35/8, 14 days a week.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim [...]

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect [...]

Still as annoying as last year.  Hello my little Joons!  It’s time for a new season of Shahs of [...]

Midseason finale! Oh Television, you and your tricky wordplay! Methinks you don’t quite understand the meaning of the word “finale”, [...]

Worst Decision Ever Judges.

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and [...]

We open with Rayna and Liam McGuiness (Or Shanty McGaelic, as I reflexively re-named him) listening to some new tracks. [...]

I’ve been alone with you inside myyyyy mind…….. Holla, Deadheads! [patting myself on the back cause I'm totally the first [...]

What was this about?  Fabulous outfits?  OK!  If you’re going to have a show called Revenge, it sure as hell better [...]

Browns v Dargers. Guess who comes out on top?

This episode I’m recapping it by mom, instead of by scene… just to see which I (we) like better. Let [...]

DAMN!

Dr. Thredson has Mommy issues.

The Watch @WhatCrappens Podcast will be having a Shahs viewing party tonight and live tweeting the show! We’ll be online [...]

Welcome, Gasmii, to a special two-part Abby-sized recap to catch us up on the dance show we love to hate.  [...]

The unthinkable happens

Mooooooom!!!

Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I [...]

  “You’re all doing it wrong” Hola Gasmii!!!! Last week on Project Runway All Stars everyone designed stretch pants with expandable waists [...]

Gyp’s like Anton Chigurh with a better haircut.

Knock-down, drag-out, yell-nonsense style.

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 [...]

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

Doesn’t it feel like this show has been yapping at our heels like an irritating dog for months?  Ugh, if [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  I sincerely hope your Thanksgiving/Black Friday/two more days of leftovers were fantastic!  My weekend looked like this: Jealous?  Maybe [...]

This JUST happened.