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Do you read TVgasm recaps and feel in your bones that you were born to mock people on TV? We’re [...]

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

It’s always best to be the skinny one.

Heyhey Gasmites! Were you like me and missed Nashville last week? Here’s hoping this week makes up for last week’s [...]

Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) are joined by Hermoine the lovely Tetris legging wearing wack job from Start [...]

Amazing Race time folks! With me, Fran! (And my handsome yet smelly husband Berry sits aside me cradling our dear [...]

Anyone up for a game of quarters?   The episode opens with a bunch of shooting.  Which is a nice change from [...]

  What’s the expression? Monsters aren’t born, they’re made. Well, according to Lineage, they are most definitely made: Marion made [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and [...]

The bigger the bitch the harder the fall

Greetings, Gasmii! I’m going to be completely honest. I didn’t get a chance to watch the Monday night episode of [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more [...]

That means you, Andrea Greetings, all! I’m Pillania and I’ll be recapping the remainder of this half of this season of [...]

Everyone is out to get Sarah.

** Just wanted to let all the glamour lovers know I had this ready to go last night but then my internet [...]

Phaedra needs to butt out and Kim moves out.

You’re the fairest!  You’re the fairest!!!! FLASHBACK!  Well for the second year running, Revenge has blessed us with an episode featuring [...]

Mistakes are made.

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all [...]

Hello Gasmii and Happy Turkey Day!  I hope your tummies and full of nummy food and you’re hangover is waning, [...]

HAPPY TURKEY HOMICIDE DAY! MMMMMMMMMM…..  Kill the white one. I apologize for the all-caps.  I am not yelling at you, Gasmii, [...]

Delicious!

Hello there, Gasmii. Welcome to the “Dancing with the Stars All-Stars Semi-Finals.” Because of the election and hurricane, the scheduling [...]

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Hot people can’t skype, obviously.

So sad.

Too bad it isn’t Zeptember or Rocktober…   Whoohoo! It’s the Led Zeppelin episode.  Personally, I don’t really care.  When I wanna [...]

Porsha and Kenya have it out.

Here we are Gasmi wanting to share with you but not really wanting to type. Our Facetime sessions are pure gold [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her [...]

Hola Gasmii! Last week the designers created their own textiles with spraypaint and were challeneged to create “wearable art”. NotHeidi wore [...]

These women need to just start eating at home.

Hello Gasmii!  Sorry this is later than I would have liked, I wanted to have a full recap by Saturday [...]

This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie [...]

Well, kids, this is it.  We are down to only two teams of four very pretty boys, so we will [...]

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone [...]

  Hello Gasmii! Welcome to another week of texting with Jane and Blanche. It was well received last time so we [...]